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HorsesandMOARGaloar

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  1. Granted, but you spend the rest of your active and free hours (not counting bathroom breaks, meals, or sleep) on PMVs. You go insane from boredom, and you get a high electricity bill. I wish I had a pet Trouble Shoes to plough my farm and pull carts of crops and vegetables. And for others to use him as a stunt horse for movies, like Blanco did for Shadowfax.
  2. Granted. Derpy Hooves is too busy delivering mail, so she asked Party Favor to come to you in her place. I wish Party Favor would always smile, and never be sad, or even have a single teaspoon of intellect or sanity, ever again.
  3. Granted. Because you are a unicorn in this website, you are now the only unicorn (and horse) who can use a computer with your bare hooves. Watch out for those government agents! I wish Party Favor became the happiest horse in the world. His smile all reads, "C'mon every-pony, smile, smile, smile!"
  4. Granted. Due to the broken logic used to make this happen. a wormhole appears and sucks everything into another universe. I wish I can have a horse farm.
  5. Granted. You go back in time to prehistory. I wish I can catch a star.
  6. Trouble Shoes Clyde, Equestria's only (known) Clydesdale, wasting his time drinking Budweiser and slumping on the floor. Party Favor later asks Trouble Shoes to go hopping with him, and Trouble Shoes does so, slipping and tumbling down the stairs and causing an earthquake. And Double Diamond, with NotGandalf!Anon in a cheap Santa Suit riding on his back, wonders why is he so bright, he turns night into day. That sure is Youtube Poop material over here!
  7. That is how we get ideas. What is Trouble Shoes' favourite hobby?
  8. Granted. You become a white-coloured Bowser, complete with your army of Koopas and Goombas (all of them are white), and you get a white-coloured castle. Everything except you and your army that enters will become as white as paint, as long as they stay within the castle. I wish Prince Blueblood would ride on his chariot (pulled by Trouble Shoes and Double Diamond) to White Castle, the restaurant. At least you can support their business by featuring them in your next videos!
  9. A nation of clones, or descendants of clones A nation of robots A nation founded by aliens, or populated by human-alien hybrids A nation of mutants
  10. Granted. It instead becomes the most beautiful thing in the world. It has overwhelmed you so much, that you lose control of yourself and spend an immortality dancing away into an extremely beautiful world. I wish I can have a visit to your world, and try to safely leave without dancing.
  11. Granted. You get six buckets, each containing one of the six ponies: Cadance, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart, Skyla, Twilight, and Flash. I leave a white wolf into the machine, and the penny with the year "1" too.
  12. Me, because I can see actual clips of them in the show again, and their story will also continue! ! prefer Flam more. because his silly moustache makes him look cute.
  13. I hope you and Discord will enjoy watching and filming this resulting catastrophe, because you get: A herd of Cadances on unicycles, all of them dressed as clowns and Riku (I don't know who he/she is), who are out to ship every single pony that they see A herd of alicorn Shining Armors, decked fully in armor, who eat every last porcelain plate, vase, and corndog they find A flock of alicorn Twilights who think like ducks, and tear the very fabric of reality apart A flock of Flash Sentries that can cause the greatest storm when they are together A bigger pigeon flock of Skylas and Flurry Hearts for all the Cadances and Shining Armors to adopt -- maybe you can use them to distract the Princesses and Princes of Love, if you see them coming for you! I capture one of each (including one Skyla, and one Flurry Heart), and throw them into the Machine, with six McFlurries for each of them to use. Princess Skyla was an alicorn in the "So Soft Newborns" toys (an official product), but she did not become canon.
  14. You get a sundae. I place the entire Crystal Empire Royal Family: Cadance, Shining, and Skyla, along with Twilight and Flash.
  15. You get a salad bowl. I put the salad bowl back into the Machine.
  16. The pony show that we all know first aired on October 10, 2010, when the "Discovery Kids" channel became "the Hub". That day henceforth became a sort of "birthday" for the pony show, perhaps something that fans would invite Pinkie to host. How would you celebrate it? (On an unrelated note, October 10th is also Independence Day for Cuba and Fiji; the anniversary of the Wuchang Uprising in Taiwan (leading to the Republic of China); and Finnish Literature Day for any Finnish users)
  17. Granted. It instead plays a recording of glass harp that is so loud, it destroys the recorder. I wish I can collect junk metal to make works of art.
  18. You get moths. I throw in some firecrackers.
  19. Granted. Your week is full of beautiful and happy events, but they will constantly repeat. I wish it is Christmas every day.
  20. There are already mods in Civilization V for various characters from the show, and some for Sunset Shimmer and the Dazzlings ("Heralds of Sunset" and "Thrall of Sirens", respectively). So, I think there should be mod-Civs for these groups from the EqG franchise: The Rainbooms / Humane 6/7 Canterlot High Wondercolts Crystal Prep Academy Shadowbolts Camp Everfree (bonus: Equestria Girls Minis xD ) (bonus 2: Peruvian Nightmare Squad) It would be interesting to see how will each of these adapt to being actual Civs in a Civilization V game. ​
  21. Granted. If you want your daily salary of night hours, you must bake a quote of cakes to Celestia, or she will make the day last forever. I wish I can go on a spaceship to watch the ensuing results.
  22. You get eleven white disks, and a red disk. Each can only play its specific melody within a certain hour of the day and night. I put the disks back into the Machine, along with the radio that played them.
  23. Say, you are being elected as the President of your country, and you had to deal with a nation that is like the "Uh-merica" of the movie "Idiocracy". That country is extremely notorious in that most of its people are absolute fools whose commercialised culture and devotion to crude, excessively-vulgar entertainment have ruined their miserable nation. How would you deal with that nation? Should it be left alone, or should someone take action in case if they bring trouble to your country? EDIT: That nation is not under your control, but is a foreign state.
  24. Crystal Prep is shown as a prim-and-proper academy in the Friendship Games movie, populated by over-competitive, apathetic students and administered by a stern Principal who will do anything to uphold the academy's reputation. In regards to its cartoonish portrayal, I wonder what would Crystal Prep be like if it were more realistic, and how would its students and staff behave likewise? Also, how would they fare in the real world?
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