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    At some point in time, every ponyfan/brony/pegasister would wish that one of the Mane 6 would accompany and entertain them. Who, of all the Mane 6, would you choose as your guardian?
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    Mine tend to be cockatoos. They are noisy, and fun companions to play and talk with.
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    Fried rice, with fried eggs, dhal, luncheon meat (pork), and some long beans and tofu. Don't forget the garlic and soy sauce, prepared Chinese-style!
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    You get three Pinkamenas who think of nothing but baking and preparing your own dinner for you, or with you. Now they are scouring your kitchen and fridge for vegetables and flour and eggs. I put back into the Vending Machine the Pinkamenas and their cake.
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    Slices of a pandan sponge cake.
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    No, because I would rather keep my appearance private. I also believe I am too ugly to show myself online.
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    If you wish to ponify the characters of a newly-introduced franchise, how would you do so? What factors will determine on whether a character will become a: Earth pony Unicorn Pegasus Alicorn Zebra Changeling Griffon Siren Minotaur, Centaur/Tirektaur Breezie Diamond dog Dracoequus (like Discord) Windigo And how would you determine the character's cutie mark?
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    The person who gave that box wants you to keep it as your treasure, for some reason he/she won't give to you. That person has tested the Elements on some victim to show you that they are not some cheap fan-made replicas or toys.
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    Granted. They instead fuse permanently into a robotic horse that forever functions as a radio. Now, speak up, and it will play a recording of your voice to be kept until the end of time. I wish to sell this equine radio of yours to the Galactic Empire for their technological research programme.
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    I did this out of appreciation for Shetland ponies, due to their resemblance to the characters of the show, and from daydreaming of what scenarios might result if both Equestrians and Shetland meet.
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    Positive: * It might discourage me from being involved in extremist stuff, no matter how much I would wish to do so, because no one would take an extremist brony/ponyfan seriously. * It would be a fountain of inspiration from which I might produce a variety of ideas, whether it's fanfiction or some original works that sprouted in my mind. * I got some friends from my time with a brony fanclub. * It caused me to appreciate horses more, and to make fun of them. And the colour pink. * It might had somewhat inspired me to appreciate women more. Negative: * It became an obsession, in which I would waste entire nights surfing the net for pony stuff or playing the Gameloft app, or I would think of them too much. * My obsession with the show and its fandom has caused me to become more desensitivised and addicted to NSFW-like or cringeworthy stuff. * My obsession with its haters encouraged me to become more involved in extremist beliefs, as I wanted to find out on what haters are "typically" like (when they are just people like you and I).
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    You get a big shield, filled with dust and cobwebs. I place into the now-rusty Vending Machine a grandfather clock; I hope it is still working by now ...
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    Granted. Your coffee cup is filled with tofu. I wish for one spinoff in which all the MLP:FiM villains go on an adventure.
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    Granted. But it spirals upwards in the atmosphere to space, and plummets into the sun. I wish Double Diamond switched places with Shadowfax.
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    Smooth Criminal What is your idea for the worst kind of monster?
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    Trixie Lulamoon. Not so scary, not so demanding, just right. Who would win in a cart race? Troubleshoes Clyde, Big Mac, or eight Budweiser Clydesdales?
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    Sometimes, even though the Mane 6 are fine being themselves, we would imagine them being different in some way or another. How would you change the appearance and behaviour of each member, if you can do so? Would you turn Pinkie into some Punkamena chick? Or Dash into the incarnate Rainbow Factory horror? Or Twilight into some insane, green-furred earth pony who is nothing but data and bytes?
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    Equestrian ponies have magic, added strength (especially pegasi and earth ponies), and magical artifacts such as the Elements of Harmony. If one decides to attack you, how would you defend yourself against the pony?
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    Granted. You also die horribly, but in an even more vicious manner. I wish for three fishes.
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    For me, I would jokingly nickname the Equestria Girls franchise as "EckGee". How would you pronounce that name?
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    What else they might do? With all those merry little girls and impatient bronies around, Hasbro's gonna overtake Disney with all their cash. Now how would Celestia and Lauren Faust react to such things?
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    Granted. Your only jutsus involve shooting weak jets of water, and on one attempt in Tranformation Jutsu, you turn into a literal fighter jet made of water that collapses into a big puddle. I wish that neckbeards, rabid fans of annoying fanbases, and other laughingstocks replaced the cast of Jersey Shore, and crossed their show over with Big Brother.
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    Since the ponies, and all of Equestria, are owned by Hasbro, how might Hasbro deal with all of them if they actually existed as another universe, and they found out that they exist as a show and a toy franchise? Would Hasbro attempt to claim them (even though they stated that they are another country), or leave them alone, let alone make them work to promote their toys until G5 arrives or the toy franchise is cancelled for good?
  24. HorsesandMOARGaloar
    When I saw artwork and memes of Equestrians threatening the reader or "anon" (representing the reader), many of the comments there seem to comply with what the Equestrians demand, simply because they are ponies. I can't help but laugh at such responses. If you met an Equestrian pony (e.g. Flutters), and he or she forced you to do something (such as beat up Gilda, force your pet horse to be ponified, force X to watch the show) -- would you accept or refuse? That some pony might attack or harass you or your friends and things if you don't.
  25. HorsesandMOARGaloar
    Try to gently shove her out of my bed, let her sleep on the floor like a horse, and then take her out to the garden to eat some grass, while letting her watch videos downloaded into my phone. After that, I would feed her a vegetable or two.
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