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Jeric

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About Jeric

  • Birthday 1977-02-09

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    I'm Not In Charge!!!

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  • Gender
    Female
  • Location
    Dagobah
  • Personal Motto
    Imagine people complexly
  • Interests
    So many things my head is often spinning

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  • Best Pony
    Rarity
  • Best Anthropomorphic FiM Race
    Kirin
  • Best Princess
    Twilight
  • Best Mane Character
    Rarity
  • Best CMC
    Scootaloo
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Starlight Glimmer
  • Best Episode
    Perfect Pear
  • Best Song
    You're In My Head Like a Catchy Song
  • Best Season
    7

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  1. Jeric

    Why is the mafia sending their kids to my house looking for KitKat's and Snickers? The problem with the Millennial mafia parents is that they aren't following tradition! Protection money ... not protection candy. 

    So I invited two kids in to make them watch Godfather. If their parents won't teach them .... Walken will! 

     

    Wait ... why are the police knocking on my door?

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    2. Sione

      Sione

      @Mesme RizeAhhhh

      Then come to my door, like EVERY parent tells their kid not to do.

    3. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      Could be worse... they could be waiting for unreliable pumpkins of unusual size known to give children toys in pumpkin patches (when he shows up, that is)...

       

    4. Jeric

      Jeric

      @Batbrony

      I just saw a documentary on Netflix that had a pumpkin patch rotting. It also had this girl with nose bleeds who could move things with her mind. I once had powers like that. I could shake people's hands and I would find out their future. But they were taken away when the man in the chair yelled 'cut'. 

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