Very recently a tornado came to Kentucky and it's surrounding states, and to ward it off, I went outside and screamed at the tornado, not prayed, challenged, like the part in Beowulf where he's just screaming about how a guy can't kill him, after my fit of tornado-shouting, The Tornado turned out to be a complete wimp and tear through our surrounding counties and states. I saved Fayette county. Damn tornados.