(her name is Love Tap, well, right now)
O...k then. I'm just going to go into the living room and watch TV.
[please don't rape me]
*back at Golden Oaks, upstairs*
Ocarina: Looks like I'll be here for a bit.
???: Not if I can help it!
Ocarina: HUGO! What are you doing here?!
Hugo: I'm sorry, but I can't let you ruin these perfect books. I have to send you downstairs.
Ocarina: Well, I could just go downstairs? Right?
Hugo: Oh... well then go downstairs.
Ocarina: Alrighty then.
*goes downstairs*
*sees Jamesinium and Derpy*
Oh, hello. I haven't seen you in a long time.
Jamesinium *whispers*: Twilight, did you remember to keep your knife drawer closed?
*a couple days earlier, hanging with the CMC, don't ask why I'm doing this now, also note that you can still reply to that comment I made earlier about Twilight locking her knife closet*
So, Scootaloo, how did that dare I told you to do about getting a makeover to look like a colt and flirting with blue you go?
*present day*
*Button's house*
(now, this is going to be interesting, since there's only two people in the house, and I want both of them in control of both of us, I shall be Love Tap right now, and you shall be Plot Line, AKA, my ponysona. The link to him in my sig might help)
*Plot Line appears to be watching the pony version of The Simpsons, drinking from his Fanta flask, while Love Tap looks over at him*
Love Tap (to self): Ok, you can do this. You can (every single clopper will go crazy in 3...2...1...) get him to sex you.
(to Plot): Hey there Plot Line. How's it going? You know, I get very lonely at times.