At least moderate length so I can open soda cans <_<
But I normally forget and they end up being about a quarter of an centimeter in length before I cut them.
So, dark humor.
Yeah.
Here's one:
In order to maintain a healthy lifestyle, I've resolved to eat more vegetables. It seems like the hospital workers weren't as enthusiastic about my new life choice.
Please drive home safely.
I only use Inkscape because I'm too poor to afford Illustrator. ;-;
Seriously though, Inkscape is really good, as far as vectoring/graphic design goes.
You guys should totally play Nationstates I you don't already. It's pretty cool, especially if you're into politics.
The New Inquisition is the best region.
http://www.nationstates.net