SomariFeyWright

What if I married Pinkie Pie? ... No picture. Sorry. In any case, here's the story. The wedding started off as a traditional wedding. A calm and peaceful ceremony. She wore an elegant wedding dress and I wear a traditional groom's tuxedo, which is fairly easy to miss with my pitch black fur. Even the reception was as calm and honestly boring as anypony would expect. The vows have been given, the kiss has been performed, and it's time for the dances. She flutters her eyes at me, and I wink pleasantly in response. She dashes off to the karaoke table and plays various Alex S.-esque remixes. The party quickly becomes a fast-paced dance party, and we dance fast paced moves at each other's side. We start eating the cake, but this idea is quickly ruined as somepony (won't give any names) chooses to smash a piece into his newly wedded wife's muzzle, which eventually leads to a playful food fight. We go to our home that night exhausted and anxious for the future. A few days of playing and kindness and congrats, we celebrate our honeymoon happily. Now, most ponies would think this time would be sent performing certain endeavours, but nope. She's oblivious to the idea of such a thing, and I'm asexual, so it's a very PG-rated get-away. We go home, and spend a few pleasant years with cuddles and snuggles and huggies and parties, and we become open enough to converse on the thought of children. Now, by this point, Pinkie is more aware on this matter, but I'm still asexual. So, what else but adoption. We adopt a filly who's had things rough... one who could really use a party, and make it the happiest foal in the world. And we live the rest of our lives happily with sweets and sweet endeavours. And life couldn't be better. ... Hypothetically, of course. ((Yup, I just spoke in a page 2 topic. Sue me.))

Having no sexuality and already possessing a feminine personality, I would have no shame changing my gender. I like to think I'd make a better tomcolt anyhow~ Besides, my ponysona was already designed to look like a mare anyways, so as long as I'm actually shifted into my ponysona form, it wouldn't feel too off.

Ah, a full story on my escalation into bronyhood would be far too long a story. Let's start from one noteworthy feature: I love Ace Attorney. Whilst I traveled YouTube through various AA-related YTPMVs, I discovered "Rainbow Dash objects". Don't ask me hpw, but I immediately recognized it as being MLP. Yet by this time, I had not heard of bronies... not officially anyway. This knowledfe came to me as I further roamed through the MLP YTPMV database. Then, came a series that won me over: Turnabout Storm. Cue my brother's birthday, January 22, 2011. With the celebration of this annual occasion, came many beloved family members, but most notably my Uncle. This Uncle I refer to is a very open-minded individual, and one of the few people directly related to me whom I share interests with. That day, I told him I may be interested in becoming a brony. "Brohoof." "What...?" "Brohoof" *holds up fist* "..." *fistbumps confusedly* He showed me thay every episode of the show was available on YouTube. He put me on episode 1 and it all went from there.

Diamond Tiara licked me? ... Um, all things considered... why? That's just disgusting. Well, for starters, I wouldn't kill her. She's just a foal for Celestia's sake! ... I admit it: I might end up hugging her. Evil as she is, she's just too adorable (in design)...!

Once she wakes up, me and Pinkie will throw the biggest party the real life human world has ever seen~! Limitations by physics be cast aside, cause I'm with Pinkie Pie!

I came into the movie expecting it to be terrible. Though, I was optimistic because I was expecting it to be laughably terrible. ... Hoo boy, was I wrong. The human designs were so darned pretty, the characters were well translated into a high school setting, the music was nice as always, and it made the genius decision of bringing in all the usual cliches of a foreign high school setting... and threw them out just as quickly. I thought it was an amazing movie. One of my all-time favorites, flaws and all.