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The Diver

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  1. Well it's not evening here but I have pizza and coffee so I am quite happy and silly. Sup ponies of the universe?!
  2. X Your waifu. I'm feeling generous today!
  3. Yum indeed! Especially if the candy canes are sharp enough to stab your enemies with! Pepperoni pizza with ranch sauce and swiss cheese?!
  4. Banned because there is just not enough banning in the world.
  5. I'm bored! Entertain me immediately!
  6. Wait...I'm NOT a German Health Inspector named Herr Shoobedoo?! Is my entire life a lie?! I'm NOT pretending! I AM Herr Shoobedoo! I AM a licensed *cough*underpaid*cough* German Health Inspector!
  7. Yep! Generally exercise till muscle failure every other day and the remaining days are for rest. Seems to work out pretty well for me!
  8. Silence! There are certain things in this world you just can't understand...like chiropractors!
  9. Shhhhh don't question it. Just curl up on the ground and accept the emotional and psychological pain I bestow upon you....Shoobedoo.
  10. Yes! Feel the angry venom of the ancient Seapony language of Shoobedoo!
  11. Why does good pizza have to be so expensive?
  12. For having an avatar with Fluttershy in Christmas socks and a scarf. Tis quite cute!
  13. Nope! How do you feel about ranch on pizza?!
  14. For stealing a hot water pump. Those things are expensive!
  15. I'm the drunken deep-sea diver that is very cryptic and smells nice. I also drink excessive amounts of coffee and seapony tears. I'm guessing that's what other ponies think of me.
  16. The best part of my job is the average person's reaction to what I tell them what I do for a living at my age. It's quite funny and makes me proud of what I do. I also love the ability to travel for work (most of the time. Sometimes it sucks. :/), jobs are never really the same even if I've done it before, and there's always something to challenge myself with.
  17. The Diver

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    *shoobeedoo's silently into the thread*
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