BILL CIPHER

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"How.... How... How did you...But...only I can do that..." Bill stammered. "You're not the only scientific genius around here, bud." Rick replied. "But I learned that when I was... Hmmmm, about 1294? I'm actually not sure..." Bill was vastly surprised by the man's genius. "Look, triangle, if you wanna help me, you gotta start now. I'm looking for a portal which the monster hasn't gone through yet." Bill looked around for any portal that the monster hadn't yet touched. He spotted a portal with a blue cat talking to his friends. "THERE!" Bill cried.

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Uh... Dunno what to post... This is what first came in mind.

Post something here. Say anything you want. Then, look at the user above you. Describe that person's avatar in ONLY THREE WORDS.

Hi, I'm Green Bolt and I will be showing off my works.

"Well, I'm here to get my 'junk' too, ya know. I'm here to get my hat, if you call that junk. And what's an old man in a lab coat doing here, anyway? What did ya lose? Your teeth?" He laughed. "I'm here to get my wrench, genius.", Rick replied impatiently. "And according to my scanner here, you're three quadrillion years old, so... Well, I wish I had time to laugh at you and call you grandpa, but who cares anyway, I've got more important stuff to do." "Apparently, I have an excuse to be old, I'm immortal!", Bill said. "And I don't need to give you anything anyway, Grandpa, knows all, anyway, huh? Hahaha-" Rick interrupted him. "Look, triangle magic...dude.. I don't know who you are or why you would even bother looking for a hat, but I've got a message for you: BUZZ OFF."

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On the other side of the Multiverse, in the sleepy town of Gravity Falls, Dipper Pines flipped through his journal. He was so desperate to find more about the author he had just met. Who would have known it was his own Grunkle? He was too stressed out that he fell asleep, even though it was so early in the afternoon. Little did he know that Bill Cipher was watching him from the Mindscape, laughing at Dipper's frustration. Suddenly, a portal opened up in front of him, blocking his view of Dipper. "Hey, do you mind?", he said. The creature crawling out of it didn't reply, but he grabbed Bill, holding him up. "He-HEY! PUT ME DOWN! I'VE GOT POWERS THAT EVEN A BIG, STUPID CREATURE LIKE YOU COULD NOT WITHSTA-" But the monster ignored him. He shook Bill around. Finally, he threw Bill down. Just before the creature left, he pounded on Bill one more time, then he took his hat and jumped through the portal, which disappeared. "What...was that... Did that guy....WHAT WAS THAT? He rubbed his head. "Wait.... My hat! DAMMIT, THAT LITTLE JERK STOLE MY F***ING HAT!" He snapped his fingers, making a portal. "I'LL SHOW THAT MONSTER WHO THE BOSS IS AROUND HERE!" He went through.

"Hey, wanna hear me do an impression of you for three seconds? (SCREAMS UNCONTROLLABLY) " Wanna PM instead of doing this all here?

Okay.... Thanks for the hat. DO YOU TOOT?