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I ended up getting dragged to a Passover dinner, and this one lady who was there was really excited that I was a Brony. She apparently had some urban scavenger hunt thing, and finding a Brony had been on her list for two months.

I think the best way to describe Rainbow Six: Siege is Counter Strike for functioning adults.

My biology teacher put me in as her submission for science student of the year. Feelin' good.

I'm playing Fallout 4, and I accidentally made a character who looks like Mexican Hitler.

Note to self: do not hit land mines with golf clubs.

Oh my god, now there's an allegation that a security guard at my school stole some stuff from some kid's locker.

AHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD, I ASKED THAT GIRL OUT AND SHE SAID YES!

I TOLD THAT GIRL I LIKE HER A LOT, AND SHE SAID SHE LIKES ME A LOT TOO, OH GOD I'M SIX OR SEVEN HEART ATTACKS AT ONCE.

OH GOD, THIS GIRL IS ASKING ME HOW MUCH I LIKE HER AND I'M FUCKING PANICKING.

Holy crap, I somehow managed to get a girl to call me cute. I'm having a heart attack right now.

Wow, they found an unloaded gun in some kid's backpack at my school, and just a few weeks after someone set their locker on fire.

Holy crap, I made a girl blush by calling her a meme queen.

Make waffles for dinner because fuck the system.

I need to make a Fry Clan with Eazyfries and Fabulous French Fry.

Well, paintball was pretty fun, even though I did get shot in a couple painful places. Some people there look like they're geared up for Iraq, and it's kinda crazy.

I'm having my birthday party today, and I'm gonna play paintball with some friends.

Crispy Fries x Mysterypony is now MLP forums' hottest ship. I urge you to accept us your OTP.

Oh my god, they Just played Purple Rain over the PA system at my school.

It's my birthday! Thanks to everyone who has and will wish me a happy birthday!

Here's a little shameless self promotion: https://mlpforums.com/topic/150773-improv/

You keep dropping the bass, and you're eventually going to break it.

How come bad pants are like a cheap castle? No ballroom.

Crap, that was an accident.

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Turns out I was wrong and stupid! I do have enough mix to make waffles.