Colenso Rivers

In need of pony caretaker for eternally young, psychotic filly. Must be- -Good with fillies. -Able to work in a hostile fanfiction. -Always aware of the filly's whereabouts. -Trained in disarming and subduing ponies without harming said ponies. -Be willing to work for the bad guys. Wages starting at 35 bits an hour, increasing every day for fifteen days to 127 bits an hour. It is a hazard wage. Benefits include but aren't limited to free health and dental care, housing and general ne...