Altastrofae

Okay, so we were watching "The Price Is Right" and this lady had a chance to win a speedboat.

And there's this sexy guy modeling it, shirtless. So she says

"OMG A SPEEDBOAT!!! Does he come with it?"

So I burst out laughing and I'm all like "I..." And I catch myself quickly, "She wishes!!!" 

Luckily, I walked away with no one noticing I ever said anything.

But this guy was HOT, like, he was shirtless, as I said, and he was just ripped, like seriously, the best friggin body ever, and his legs, OMG da legs! Just as toned! 

You can see why I nearly flipped. This guy was sexy... 

Don't tell my parents