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Hi sir you are a good friend <3
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Fun cost-saving tip!
Some of the more astute among you may have noticed that most commercials for expensive things now advertise using pure numbers instead of actual prices! For example, a new car that should be advertised as costing $19,999 is in fact advertised as costing nineteen-nine-nine-nine by a fast-talking voice! This leads to the exciting conclusion that if you can induce the manifestation of pure numbers in the real world you can exchange one 19 and three 9s for a brand-new automobile instead of using the sorts of numbers you have to work for! Even more excitingly, pure numbers primarily manifest conceptually in your mind, which is part of the real world, implying that if you can satisfactorily describe the concept of a pure number to the automobile seller you will in fact have conceptually duplicated the pure numbers in question from your mind to theirs, thus fulfilling your role in a contractually binding exchange of goods in the eyes of economic law! Conclusion? If you talk to a car seller about maths for long enough they'll eventually give you a car to make you go away.
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> 55-hour week
> 40-hour previous week
> supervising 20-meter boreholes being drilled from daybreak until dusk every day
> gashes head on corner of open window as i arrive home after finishing the last one
> aggressively sleep-deprived, blood clotting in hair, dirt coating all exposed skin and sweat coating all clothed skin
> still gets valentine's day card- Show previous comments 7 more
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Actually, dying quickly is awfully hard to do compared to how they make it look in the movies. The easy type of death is getting a gut gash that turns septic and kills you slower than a spit-roast rotation. If you don't have access to a hospital your options open right up.
It has in fact been 10-11 hours a day, five days last week and four days the week before due to a local holiday excising what would have otherwise been another day of grind. The job gets ludicrously busy during this time of year due to all the Large Developments that start booting up after Christmas. My boss was talking today about a new job he's taken on that encompasses something like 200 hectares of land, so it's going to get worse before it gets better.
The drillers don't go down the hole, fortunately, since the hole is only about 10cm across. They do a lot of lift-and-carry for the drilling rods but they're all beefy blokes and take it in stride pretty smoothly. One of them was casually chatting to me about the jobs where they have to drive their tractor drilling rig onto a barge with a hole in the bottom in order to drill 200 (yes, 200) meters straight down into the seabed over a span of about 6 days per borehole. Apparently some folks pay them hundreds of thousands to do holes like that to analyse the rock strata beneath various regions of ocean that have never been geologically explored before.
My job primarily entails hand-drilling boreholes up to 5 meters per hole and up to 4 holes a day. Secondarily it entails processing the dirt data from these holes into a format not stained with mud. Quite beneficial for both my muscle tone and my typing speed, which certainly assists in typing replies like this one.
Also why are you encouraging me to kill my grandmother
you are surrounded repeat you are surrounded place the teacup slowly on the ground and put your hands in the air
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I'm pretty sure most hands are fleshy and can't drill through solid rock on their own. Or at the very least, if it was just you out there in the field doing that, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have hands left to type with.
Like, just you drilling holes, that would take ages! Surely they're not asking for both physical labor AND MATH from ONE DUDE! That's inhumane. … Inbeing? Inhuwater? … That's just Unwatery!
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I can't drill through rock with a hand auger but that doesn't stop them getting me to drill through dirt with one. It only takes two hours to drill a 5m hole if it's half-decent dirt.
Physical labour actually makes doing maths easier in a sense - working the body out in the field is perceptibly good for the mind too. Plus all the pretty chirping birdies and such are quite relaxing for one's mind.
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all brewed drinks are technically soups
change my mind
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hi sir i have a question
the earth is inside the sky
but if we are living earth
and breath is living sky
is the sky inside the earth too
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Did you know! The difference between sauce and jam (jelly for y'all illiterates) is not determined by their constituents (sweet or savoury) or their method of delivery (squeezed or spread), but in fact by their method of manufacture! Sauces are made by liquefying ingredients before combining them, whereas jams are made by mashing up solid and liquid ingredients into a sort of sumptuous slurry!
As such, 'chocolate sauce' is indeed a sauce despite being sweet, tomato sauce (ketchup y'all) is a sauce even when stored in a jar and spread with a knife (people do this), and marmalade is in fact a sauce due to being made via liquefaction of ingredients! In fact, if you shake a can of baked beans until it all mushes together into tasty mulch, you have yourself a technical jam!
SpoilerDisclaimer: The above status update is unrepentant fabrication in its entirety. If you were fooled, duped, or otherwise bamboozled, your penance is to spread this story across the internet to enrage cuisine pedants.
Also, if knowledge was power I'd be a street magician.
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on a scale of glabrescent to scabrous how would you rate your skin
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Amicable salutations to all, and welcome back to this episode of Household Hacks for the Household Hack!
Household hack! If you put hinges on both sides of a door it opens twice as smoothly! It's also doubly resilient to would-be burglars trying to unscrew the hinges to break in!
Household hack! If you slice thin layers of chalkboard and soak them in cooking oil overnight, they will take on the properties of paper! Add food colouring for customisable colours!
Household hack! Sponges left by a sink are always moist, regardless of how hard you squeeze them out and independent of atmospheric humidity levels! Exploit this fact to create a handy household machine to extract unlimited water for renewable fusion energy!
Household hack! Several clauses in the Geneva Convention allow concealed-carry guns for the purposes of playing Monopoly, overriding all conflicting laws in signatory jurisdictions!
Household hack! Testifying 'This testimony is untrue' causes the automatic dismissal of any legal case against you! Proven effective against firearm prosecutions from my last game of Monopoly!
Household hack! The White House information systems have a critical vulnerability that can be exploited with this programme! Use with caution to avoid the suspicion of federal agents!