Widdershins

Yes, that's why there aren't pancakes that are both Poptarts AND landmines! They're easily mistaken, but clearly different. I wouldn't do that to you. What kind of a Sociopath do you take me for!

 Now prep the beartraps, I need those suckers corralled. 

One time when I was a kid I went to a zoo and a bear tried to kill me.

Well, maybe you should stop aggravating the older, hairier gentlemen.

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  ...Look, you all knew that joke was coming.

True. I'd say I'd be a little less shocked than most, as I'm too weird to judge, really

Anything contextless really, sort of the downside to structured culture.

  Like, if I just walked up to you while on your daily bus commute and handed you a sandwich without a word of explanation.

The ruff part is choosing when doing something would be inopportune and when it doesn't matter enough to fret over.

True. I mean I fret over everything, and I've practically gone insane

That pic is just slathered... SLAAAAATHERED in ecchi

o3o

 And you should know slatherin', eh you lil'  Lewd-bricant!

I... can actually appreciate that title XD
lmao

I do wonder what it would be like to snake venom would taste like, and if anyone actually tried to find out. Though with it being so valuable it wouldn't be a good idea to waste it.

No dinner, no disembowel

I have often heard of water-soluable fats and the such before, proper application is important too. Undoubtedly if something has a fatal reaction one way, other venues must be equally damaging as well. Didn't know gland secretions could be valuable, @Foxy Socks! I suppose every species needs an anti-venom made, but as long as there's an unendangered species, I supposed it wouldn't be that hard to obtain.

Well ,she prefers (preferred? not sure about this one) Box

Pandora is a fairly interesting character; while the Attribute of Kaos does suit her, essentially for much of the timeline she is a Fairy that is WELL past her recycling date; insanely powerful, virtually omniscient across multiple universes and timelines, and bored beyond belief (so dangerously unstable, and given how much power she has, that is really, REALLY not a good combo)

All her plans were designed with a high probability of failure; this was deliberate, as she could easily design plans near guaranteed to succeed, but given she could then know the outcome before even starting, couldn't summon up the motivation to even start them.

But at least Sarah was a good friend and gave her cuddles

See? Fairies is supposed to be not much different from Eldritch Horrors! Not how they are in Pokémon as just simple "Cute." Like Discord! But I don't know about Pandora getting "reformed." Kind of hard to talk down what's essentially a living hurricane!

Well, not sure how much of the main story you have read yet, but she sorta is and sorta isn't reformed, and sorta does and sorta doesn't need to be. so... yeah? Its kinda hard to go into detail without massive spoilers (and significant context).

I have Bo-bobo saved to an external harddrive on my computer lmao

No, no-no-no. I know there's way more Bo-'s to that name!

Yeah, but his first name is Bo-bobo.
o3o

Iiii... it needs that? Sorta just downloaded it onto my sister's old phone she lent me. Think they said its... "Data?" Whatever that means?

Well anyhow, its a pretty mediocre game. Its nothing compared to the actual games. Basically, you get candy for catching pokemon, so you catch more of them so you can evolve them to compete in designated areas against other players who aren't actually there anymore.

...it's somethin' to do when out on a walk.

Mobile Data, gotta pay on the go I think.

@CypherHoof Well... picked up a bad habit of staying up till 3 in the morning despite work the next day just to catch up on it... heh~

 Have to wonder how you bookmark where you left off in case you exit out of the site?

 But it ain't that bad. Do pick up an undercurrent of "...What can I do for a plot now?" Which does keep things pretty reliably realistic. Sometimes things happen, there's no huge plot from gradually bigger, more mysterious baddies. Sometimes there's a lost gryphon you help!

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 Transformations are cool! ...well, when we're not graphic, Universal's Wolfman bone-reknitting-bit-by-bit shtick.

Well, there are sites specially designed for that, although I don't know which if any EGS is on (I have a bunch that rarely update, that I track though Comic Rocket)

If I am trying to catch up with a specific site, I have a separate waterfox web browser configured for persistence (if you close it, it opens next time with the same tab set as you closed it on) or failing that, I can look at the history and pull the last displayed page.

Might be worth doing a thread someplace here to discuss EGS (and maybe a few more for some other webcomics I follow enough to have added them to my patreon :D)

Webcomics I would miss I also save to cbz format (in blocks of 500 strips) just in case the site vanishes - that has happened to me a few times (or weirdly, suddenly get massively retconned)

Aww, did I kill the conversation?...

Stone Cold Steve Widdershins

You didn't kill the conversation, you just perpetually stunned us.

Alternatively: You didn't kill the conversation, the conversation killed you. 

..maybe a life orb or some do-hickey like that?

Hasn't that been done?

If people will write lemons between trump and putin anything is possible.

Write lemons?... You know, come to think of it, both of them look like they've eaten quite a few lemons in their lives.

nah, running a swirl filter on it has been done too...

Ah deed eet! Yyyyyeh! ...yeh! 

Ahm da winnah. Da winnah is me!

Well if'n tha is gonna hang upside doon like th'sen, tha sh' shaa flutterbat ears...

Well...are you gonna draw one or not?  

(otherwise I'll do one myself  )

Nope, having hard enough time trying to set aside time to work on Applejack!

Well I found one lol  

I don't get what Brohooves mean besides "I saw that thing that you made." Having a running ticker of such does not seem to imply any increase in quality, quantity or increased worth of any sort. Half your "Community Reputation" could be due to two or three guys.

 Making it a competition would require there be an endpoint where you are given some sort of accolade or reward to demark you as having "won." Other than it being mentioned in a few posts perhaps, where it then proceedes to be buried with time and other threads.

I didn't hear, or understand, anything that went on in this here Pony Cup. Still don't. 

yeah, "I saw that thing that you made." often this, but in general is supposed to represent the classic "like". If you like / agree with something posted by others, you can brohoof it. So it somewhat might suggest who is posting likeable content and who not. Here on MLPF though, the brohoof value is nearly in-existent, because maybe only about 1% comes from actual good content posted with effort, the rest comes from just posting numbers / single words in the forum games or... yeah.... throwing @everyone here and there.  Though in some way it might be a hint, showing users who like to socialize. It still requires a bit of activity, so it's not necessarily bad as it is. But a "competition" made out of this would most likely bother other users as it would involve only excessive spamming.

Winning a day puts +1 to your "DAYS WON" count, that can be viewed in your profile (next to "LAST VISITED"), so in the end, your achievements aren't buried with time. To answer your initial question - you're not seeing that in your profile, because you haven't "won" any day yet. That information will appear in your profile once you win at least once. 

To try to put that short; pony cup was a forum event, where there were teams made out of cast characters. Then there were "battles" between those teams, where all what mattered was which team got more votes from users (basically it was a thread with a poll). And that's pretty much it. Users could join one of those teams to support them. Majority, if not everyone, have chosen a team with their favorite ponies in them - so Luna lovers picked Team Moon, for example. Everything great, except at some point participants started to massively invade users asking for votes. Constant spam in status updates and threads with wall of mentions, group messages sent to random people, all of this to ask them to vote for a particular team. From one point of view it's an understandable behavior to ask for support and "advertise" the event, from another posting those "biased" advertisements/requests while directly tagging everyone started to bother users, who weren't interested in that event. This led users to say "enough".

So fighting for brohooves would most likely be even worse than that. Not only it would involve the same activity, it also wouldn't be limited to one vote per "battle", but could be done over and over again to gain more and more brohooves, endlessly. It also wouldn't have a real purpose to begin with. Just unnecessary spam made out of an existing background feature. 

And again, @Sparklefan1234 and everyone else - don't take this personally.   Please remember, that ALL I'm referring to is that idea of treating it as a legit competition of some sort.  What I said has nothing to do with your current activity. Yeah, my first reply seemed a bit hostile, but it wasn't really targeted to anyone, just critiqued the general concept of treating it as a competition. All I wanted to say is, that excessively caring about winning a day may cause harm to other users. That number isn't important. 

Awh, I just get lonely sometimes and wonder if anybeing is noticing what I do around here, is all.

Jeremy is more spikey (and maybe spikey-wikey) than furry though.

Sarah and Grace spend a chunk of time discussing clothing on fur at one point too.

See? As I say.... there's writing on the topic of sex just because it'll sell or get you noticed...

 And then there's competently writing about it, its results & consequences!

 Like, what's easier to accept? A long hidden plot of subterfuge and shadowy cabals disguising mutant experimentation.... or just nobody knows about the mutants because its buried under so much paperwork that nobody cares about it anymore?

Mutant experimentation with the definitely-not-aliens

“Why are you so scared of the bell?”

”I have PTSD from when I was a bell...”

Rarity:

"It's a very loud bell."

"Well, you could go without a bell."

 "....but... it's how is Job."

She knocks on the bell.

”I’m on break.”

I hate coughing up tentacles!

Especially when you didn't put them there to begin with!

I've seen enough internet to know where this is going.

I'm out :V

The only thing that seems to be a global way to show happiness is the smile. It means the same thing everywhere. In some cultures, a pat on the head is complete disrespect, because it is believed the top of your head is where the soul is and to touch it dirties it. 

A thumbs up is the equivalent of the middle finger in some places, and a grin while being yelled at can be a show of nervousness. The shake of the head can mean yes, while a nod means no.

i saw a documentary on those full grown dudes who did that baby stuff. He goes, "It's what i like to do, and I don't want to be judged."

Bro, if you don't want to be judged, how about you stay off the tube and quit talking about pretending to be a baby girl?

No offense, but somehow I'm not surprised that there's either an actual documentary on it or that you somehow managed to dig it up. Still better then those movies of yours...

  But yeah, what ever you do in your own household is fine, so long as its not eating hitchhikers. Go on television to talk about it... yeah, its going to be a bit hard for us not to judge you.

  Even smiling too, you know. I hear smiling is one way primates show aggression or stress. Grin too wide at a chimpanzee and you might get mauled! Suppose its a manner of trusting people you've never met. To know that very few people are going to bridge the gap that quickly. Like, you go traveling and try to greet a guy warmly & just hope he doesn't get so angered by the tilt of your hand in your wave that he immediately decides to beat you up.

    My Mother used to warn me about wearing all of one color because that was supposedly a gang thing. I often wondered if it was that easy to be considered part of a gang... they likely aren't a very smart one.

Grinning to a primate is a show of teeth. You show them teeth you are challenging them. 

That is true to a fault. If you wear red in crip territory, for instance, they will think you're a blood. Generally speaking though, they will most likely either tell you to remove that color and not wear it again, or just take it from you. If this is the first time they see you wearing a rival gang color they will probably tell you not to wear it again as opposed to harm you. If you show proper respect to them and do what they ask you are fine. If you don't... well, your funeral.

You got me there.

Been wondering what you would call a pose like this?

 Gosh~ gotta be rough pulling behind a tail that thick. Can ya even imagine?

Yep

You can rule for longer if you pretend every day is your first day ruling.

And then the citizens start ASKING you to DO stuff! Like actually requesting you back up your claims of godly powers and help the crops grow instead of them putting actual effort into it! ...and then the sacrifices start up... Oh, blessed is he who gets to cart around the lopped off toe of the God Emperor! I needed that toe.

Eh, if they ask just yell “SMOKE BOMB!” and run away. Works like a charm.

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It's like they knew that no villain they could come up with will be anywhere near as awesome as A Guilt-crazy violent man that spends all his inheritance dressing up in a leather rodent costume to go leap about in cold rainy rooftops, so they just gave up. 

  There. Fixed.

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It's like they knew that no villain they could come up with will be anywhere near as awesome as a guilt-crazy violent man that spends all his inheritance dressing up in a leather rodent costume to go leap about in cold rainy rooftops and be emo and wear black all the time and angst about his parents' death and have an emo black angsty lair and emo-black-angsty ridiculously-expensive gadgets, so they just gave up.

Fixed your fixing.

Toosh.

Sorry, you got this line stuck in my head. 

F is for friends who eat fruitcake together

R is for Red Dead Redemption II

U is for Unown

I is for I ‘unno

T is for tacos

C is for Celery

A is for A reason to stop reading what I post

K is for kite

E is for Sal Vulcano

F is for Friends who eat fruitcake together!

 R is for Really baaad fruuitcaaake!

   I is for Indigeeeestion!  Down here in this convoulted status update!

   U is how Upset your stomach will be!

    T is for Terrible Decisions!

     C is for Can't understand why I bought this in the first place!

       A is for a quick Answer to thaaat!

        K is for a Kick in the gut!

           E is for knowing you'll do it E-gain!!

I have set mine up too but I don’t really like that you can’t change out of your clothes when you use the want. I got the easter one too!

The Want Wand. Yes, very apt. 

I've picked up a bamboo (Soo...very much...bamboo recipes...) version and a Mum wand, but its just not the same without the star on the end! Let me guess, the Bunny Days wand had an egg on the end?

 I'm so glad I missed out on Bunny day. It looks like it overhauled everything else to focus on eggs.

Yes. And it really did. The eggs spawned a little too much in place of stuff you were really looking for . But the Easter bunny secretly hated his job so that helped a little bit. Also I kept making him mad because I was talking to him from behind. 

Game/Comic stores.

Try reading the whole comment next time :V

I did. Like... what? Just walk up to a group of people that're in one & just ask what they're up to? ... that...uhm, might be a bit much to ask of me, heh...

I meant like whoever happens to be behind the counter, as in running the store at the time.

If you don't like bagpipes... you're not Scottish enough :3

IF YOU DO LIKE BAGPIPES YOU'RE TOO SCOTTISH

Och, aye! They be awesome! They do seem to only screech out the same song every time though.  Gotta love an instrument that unmistakeable!

YAY!...I think. 

What is that "thing!?"  It's disturbing...