Silly Druid

This is a very interesting one:

(Note: It's NOT about Jack Sparrow and Pirates of the Caribbean. Sorry to disappoint you.) I haven't posted anything here lately, so I thought I would post a translation of an interesting short poem by a famous Polish author. The original is here: https://wolnelektury.pl/katalog/lektura/galczynski-o-wrobelku.html Konstanty Ildefons Gałczyński, About the sparrow (1947) The sparrow is a small bird, the sparrow is a tiny creature, it devours the ugly centipede, but no one supports the sparrow. So I cry out: Does no one remember that the sparrow is our honest friend?! Love the sparrow, girls, love it, for [censored]'s sake! I used Google Translate, and it did a surprisingly good job, I didn't have to do any corrections, except a small censorship at the end The rhymes are unfortunately lost in translation.

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Yes, it's L-Train again. He's good.

Why does the moon have phases, but the sun doesn't?

My favorite crossover is Turnabout Storm and Elements of Justice (FiM + Ace Attorney)

I think the genre is "beach rock" or something like that. Anyway, good stuff. And not often we get a song dedicated to Soarin'...

"If you're the smartest person in the dialogue, perhaps you're imagining the dialogue."

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"Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows. This cannot be natural."

I have three glasses that I use to drink water, and all of them were originally containers for scented candles.

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"We're going to kill two stones with one bird."

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I never owned any video game console.

"You can't catch viruses. I tried all week with a bug catching net. Caught nothing. Got this stupid cough now, though."

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"Imagine being stopped in the street by some stranger with a camera who then asks you how fast you're spinning then rambles about NASA being fake and the Earth being flat. Scary stuff. This is why you don't talk to strangers, kids."

Kawaii!