My little pwny

I will, thank you! Thank you for everyone's support, I've never felt so accepted in my life as I do in the Brony community. Its a real honor

Great! Now it's your turn to pick somepony to prank. Who do you want to prank? *Twilight is used to RD's pranks, so she just laughs it off. You guys were about to leave anyways, so you decide to go after Twilight fixes the hole in the floor with magic. As you are walking to Twi's treehouse, she finishes what she was going to say.* Anyways, before all that happened, I was going to tell you, um, why I like you. You're smart, cute, and take a genuine interest in me and what I enjoy. Not many guys have all those traits. *You drop off Twilight at her place and hug. Right before she goes in, she says* I'll see you later... bye! *wink*

Cool. Now lets go prank someponies! *You and rainbow dash start walking into ponyville. You ask where you're going but she says its a surprise. A few minutes later, you find yourself in the crawlspace underneath sugarcube corner.* Okay, on three, I want you to pull that rope coming form the floor above us. *You don't understand how this is going to prank any pony but you agree* One, two,... THREE!!! My favorite food has to be Mrs. Cake's cupcakes with magic sprinkles. You have to try them some time! My favorite spell has to be my levitation spell. Its my favorite because I can turn pages of my books, and write letters with it! Oh, um, why do I like you? Well, that's easy, I like you because.... BOOM! CRACK! *right before Twilight was going to tell you why she likes you, a perfectly pre-cut circle around your table comes crashing down into the crawlspace below Sugarcube corner.* Bawhahahaha! Hey Twilight! What were you about to say? Go on, we won't mind! *you and Twilight blush a lot, but neither of you can resist laughing at the joke that was just pulled on you* How did you know we were going to sit at this table where you pre-cut the floor boards? I thought that was private! It's not private! Your not the only one that has access to mlpforums! *Eljordo, Mal, both of you can now give a response to what just happened.*

Well, I definitely want to get to know you as much as I can. I'll ask you some questions and you ask me some! What is your favorite book? Favorite kind of magic? Favorite holiday? When's your birthday? How long have you liked me? Why do you like me? Oh, and one more thing about me that you should know: I write letters to Princess Celestia herself, so no funny business okay? *A year later after knowing Pinkie, you run into Vinyl Scratch and tell her your plan.* Wooo man! You're going to drop the 'L'-bomb on Pinkie Pie?? Are you sure she's ready for commitment to one pony? I know you two have been pretty tight, but I don't want anything to happen to you two because one isn't ready. I'll help you, duh, but I just want to make sure you've thought this over first. Hello to you too, a fine day it is, don't you think? Ah, you like my Cello too? We've been together ever since I was able to hold a bow. I'll be happy to give you a demonstration, then I'll be on my way. *Octavia plays a beautiful 3 minute sonnet. She thanks you for listening and she walks away. At least you got her attention, but you'll have to be more aggressive next time if you want her to get to know you.*

*Twilight's face lights up* Wa--- what? You really mean it? All the books I've ever read said I should be bold about telling my feelings. I never had the courage to do that until now. Soooo.. What do you wanna do now? heh.

Okay... Well, I know this much be so quick for you, but I really like hanging out with you. I feel like you speak my language, you know, 'egg head' language. *awkward laugh* I guess what I'm trying to say is, I like you...

Well... you see... I'm not very good at things like this, so i guess I'll just come out and say it. The thing that's been bothering me is about you. I've been meaning to tell you ever since we met, but I didn't want you to think of me as weird or something... Do you still want to hear what I have to say? Oh, hey there Eljordo! When I'm done moving some of these clouds, I'll be more than happy to prank someponies with you. I've got someone in mind... By the way, I hope I didn't freak you out or anything the other night...

Well, it's nothing bad, but I don't know if you want to know.... oh never mind... *do something to make her feel okay about telling you... your closer than you think!* I like bats too The bats I know don't suck blood in exchange for me taking care of them

Absol-lutely-flutly! See you there!!!

(OOC: that's why I made this thread, to make people feel good and feel like they earned it! Don't forget to ask her on another date, and don't be afraid to get creative.) Tip: if you can collaborate with another member on this thread for a double date, you will get extra 'points' from the Mares themselves

You mean this wasn't a total come on?? Wow, your one of the first guys I've met that was actually interested in me instead of... in me. Your a real gentleman! And... uh... *Rainbow Dash pecks you on the lips* good night! -_- Umm... Well I really like the cute and cuddly ones like bunnies and kitties. I really like cuddling with them too

Oh nothing.... *your going to have to be more specific than that*

*The two of you have lunch at Sugarcube Corner. You make Twilight laugh a lot which lightens the mood, but you can tell something is bothering her, like as if she's not telling you something. What do you say or do?*

Throw rocks at her window. Sing her a song. Recite to her a poem. Get your ladder from your car, climb up to her room. Propose to her. Get married. Make babies.

Oh... You want to help me with my animal friends? Well... okay. Just, um..., come over when you feel like it, if, well, that's okay with you. *Twilight accepted and you guys went to the shower on Sunday* Thanks for letting me know about that meteor shower! I had no idea it was on Sunday! You picked a great spot. I just wished I brought my telescope. Did you know that's one of the few things in the sky that neither Princess Celestia or Luna can't control? Anyways, I had a great time, I hope I didn't nerd you out or anything. *Twilight still feels slightly uncomfortable around you. Make sure you bring her in her comfort zone next time.* (OOC: sorry once again, I was busy and I couldn't answer these right away. Let's just say the meet n' greet is tonight) Nice to meet you! You sure know how to make a lady feel appreciated. You have friends in Canterlot? Oh my! I can't believe you were invited to the Meet N' Greet! I'll be sure to be there in my best fashion! See you at 3:30! *RD and a blast and was fascinated with the Wonderbolts. She bored you with all sorts of stats about each Wonderbolt, but you kept interest in what she had to say. When you dropped her off at her house, this is what RD had to say.* Woo hoo! I'm still so psyched to see the Wonderbolts! That event is the hardest Wonderbolt show to get into every year! I still can't believe you chose me to take with you. So why me of all ponies? *It seems Rainbow Dash wants to have a conversation with you before she goes into her house. What is your response?* *Spike eats up the letter, which sends it to Twilight. A few moments later, Spike coughs up a response from Twilight.* Sugarcube corner it is! I really feel bad about me sleeping in the middle of our study, so I'm going to make it up to you, I promise!! I'll see you there for lunch. I always enjoy a nice trot through Canterlot once in a while, but I can't this evening because of my other plans. Perhaps tomorrow evening could work? One can't get enough of Canterlot! Great!!!! We'll have another party real soon then! Next time we won't have a cupcake eating contest but I promise we'll have just as much fun! *deep breath of realization* OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! Did you know its Rainbow Dash's pet Tank's birthday coming up?!?!?!? You totally have to come to that one with me! Does that sound fun or what? Huh? huh? HUH?!? *while you guys were watching Doctor Whooves on your couch, you found Derpy resting her head on your lap, sleeping. She has a very cute snore, so you decide to stroke her mane. While you do this, she wakes up and gives you the most adorable smile. You see this as an opportunity to kiss her, and you do.* What was that for? N...Nopony has ever kissed me be...before. Did my eyes hypnotize you or something? *Your response is critical to the direction of your relationship with Derpy. Choose your words carefully or pay the consequences.*

*The next day, you see Spike hand delivering a letter to you. It says:* Oh my Celestia, I'm so sorry I fell asleep on you on our study session! I promise to make it up to you. Instead of reading maybe we could do something around Ponyville. Your pick! And thanks for putting me to bed, I really appreciate it. -TS *Spike waits for you to write another quick note so he can deliver your reply to her. Twilight wants to do something around ponyville, what will you guys do?*

*Twilight was right on time to your date. She had Spike with her like she said, however he was very grumpy and made Twilight irritated easily. Being the 'egg head' that Twi is, she lectured you on all the museum pieces. You got the impression that Twilight only thought this was a "friend date" and nothing more. Unfortunately you have been friend-zoned, but don't give up! This is what she says as you drop her off at her house.* Thanks for letting me bring Spike, I know he can be a pain sometimes, so sorry about that. Oh, and sorry became too 'teachy' at the museum, I really like history! So.... I'll see you later! Have a great night! *Twilight turns and enters the front door to her house, and as you leave, you see Mal inside waiting ready to study books with her* *Twilight enters the door slightly tired but ready to read books with you. Spike is already asleep on her back so she has to put him to bed first. You guys have a fun time reading about obscure and ancient magic, while making jokes at the pictures of the old ponies. She's impressed by your knowledge of magic. About an hour into the study session, you find Twilight has fallen asleep without notice. You decide to carry her into her bed and write a note saying how nice of time you had* What will you say in your note? Choose your words carefully. *You and Pinkie have none-stop fun before, during, and after the party. Pinkie keeps making light hearted jokes at you all throughout the evening. After the party you decide to have a cupcake eating contest. You lose to Pinkie and you get a terra-bad stomachache. While your trying to hide your pain as you finally leave for the night, Pinkie Pie says this:* Did you have a great party?? Oh please tell me you had a fun time! There was this one time where I threw a party for somepony and she didn't like it and I was sad but then I got to throw her another party but she hated that too... Please tell me you had a good time! Did I make fun of you too much? I only wanted to make us laugh! Oh, and did I tell you I like your laugh? I've never heard anypony laugh like you! Its funny; I like funny! You also came this close to beating me at cupcake eating! Nopony has gotten that close! Have a good night! I can't WAIT until we get to hang out again!!!! *Your final impressions leave your stomach hurting, overwhelmed, over partied, over tired, and very happy. Pinkie's friendly teasing is typical for all her friends, but you think it may be more than 'friendly'. Overall, you leave with a great feeling about Pinkie*

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