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Gravity Falls is a cartoon on Disney Channel (Wait, come back! This is nothing like the other Disney Channel shows.). It tells the story of brother and sister, Dipper and Mabel Pines as they go to a town called "Gravity Falls" to visit their Great Uncle Stan for the summer. Along the way, they come across various weird and creepy encounters, often putting them in grave danger. The show is a lot darker than any other disney channel show for various reasons. For example, the show isn't afraid at all to use words like "Die" and "Kill", unlike a lot of other shows these days. Hell, sometimes characters are outright killed. (Although not violently, remember that this is still a Disney show) So yeah, let me give the basic rundown. Mabel Pines Mabel is the slightly older (By five minutes) twin sister of Dipper Pines. She has a very cheery, outgoing personality and is optimistic about nearly every situation no matter how bad it may seem. Has a pet pig named Waddles, who she won at a fair. She is always seen wearing a different sweater with some kind of symbol on it. Also has a tendency to tell things to die. Dipper Pines Dipper is Mabel's younger (by five minutes) brother. He is smarter than Mabel, and is usually the "thinker" when getting out of tough situations. He is skilled at capturing monsters and solving puzzles. He has a birthmark on his forehead shaped like the Big Dipper constellation, hence the nickname, Dipper. Stan Pines Referred to as "Grunkle Stan" (Short for "Great Uncle Stan") by Dipper and Mabel, Stan is (obviously) the great uncle of Dipper and Mabel and the owner of the Mystery Shack, a tourist trap that houses many fake and unconvincing "oddities". Despite this, the shack is widely popular with tourists and residents alike, and he enjoys this due to his love of money. Common saying: "BEHOLD! ___________!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctX771EQeA

Shows I currently watch: The Simpsons Arrested Development The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Gravity Falls Shows I finished watching: Futurama Monk Breaking Bad

Wait, you ponies call it "Heart's Warming Eve"? Doesn't "Eve" generally mean the day before? I mean, "Heart's Warming Day" sounds kinda weird, but still.

Some ponies in ponyville told me that I have to refer to you as "Princess Celestia" instead of just "Celestia", out of respect. Is this true? Because I'm not wasting my time typing out an extra 9 characters every time I want to type your name.

Have you read Jurassic Park?

If you want to watch a family friendly movie this year, try "The Wolf of Wall Street". *Tries not to laugh*

I'm back! Again! In SPADES! Don't ask me what that's supposed to mean, because I don't have the slightest idea! So anyway, what do you think is one of the worst things you have ever done that wou're willing to talk about? also, airbornepony, not all fizzy cider is alcoholic

I wasn't sure where to put this,s o sorry if it's in the wrong section. Anyway, I am trying to find an old MLP comic series on deviantart. IIRC, it was about a human girl who is transformed into a pony that looks exactly like derpy. Her mother doesn't recognize here and throws her out of the house, she is reported missing and she eventually finds out they are holding a funeral for her. Does anyone else remember this? I can't find it anywhere.

Why not? ... *Sudden realization* Oh damn. I've been nothing but a nuisance ever since I have came here, And I know just how to rectify that. Do you know where I can get plates?

Was that cake in the castle kitchen yours? Emphasis on the "Was".

http://www.gizoogle.net/ This is hilarious. Put a URL in the box, and it gives you a ghettoified version of that page. Example: Non-ghettoed page: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page Ghettoed Page: http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.teamfortress.com%2Fwiki%2FMain_Page&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit Post your funniest ones here!

Why is it that whenever I ask Lyra a question, she starts swearing at me incessantly?

Oh, bah. I never said it was my bomb. Also, I am not a pony. Ponies don't have fingers to snap.

What if that wasn't possib- oh screw this *Snaps fingers and bomb dissapears from under ponyville* ...Ignore that text, please. *Snaps fingers and teleports away*

Well, I mean, if that wasn't possible. Suppose the person was too powerful to be imprisoned, either in stone or in a cell.

Er, okay. Suppose you weren't able to do that?

You're not Luna. IMPOSTOR! GUARDS, ARREST THIS PONY!

Say someone decided to threaten to bomb equestria... how would that be handled? Not that I am thinking of doing that or anything, was just... wondering... yeah.

What's the best way to make your sister angry?

What's the best way of getting Celestia angry?

Pinball Wizard in my pants.

You mean the "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me" part? That's a sort of reprise of an earlier song. "Tommy" is categorized as a rock opera, and it does have its weird parts.

Wait a second, that actually worked? Erm, I mean, never mind. Nothing to worry about.