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Discord as Spitfire

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  1. Ah, greetings~! I've heard that you are a very noble an honorable samurai pony! :eager:

    I've had my fair share of tea get together's with Celestia and she wanted me to tell you that she's really proud of you! :fluttershy:

    Did you know that Princess Celstia likes to play a fun, classic game of charades? :ooh:

    I can do a pretty good impression of Spitfire, but I also think I can do a pretty good Celestia impression, you know. :toldya:

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  2. Spitfire says that you're a strong cadet and that Fluttershy is really proud of you! :coco:

    Wait a second...I am Spitfire! 

    Better yet! I have an even better idea!

    *Disappears in a poof as @Spitfire appears*

    1. Spitfire

      Spitfire

      *Spitfire pulls down her sunglasses slightly, before blinking in surprise from the sudden transportation*

      Huh? How did I get here? I remember debriefing the new recruits on a job well done in training. When I was suddenly teleported.

      *Spitfire soon spots @Astralshy as she pushes up her sunglasses and smiles*

      Why, hello there, Astralshy!

      I don't know if this was said before, but I heard that you are a truly strong cadet and Fluttershy is very proud of you.

  3. Oh, why hello! :pinkie:

    I heard that you did say that you preferred Spirfitre as the forum mod over that silly Discord, didn't you? :toldya:

    Well...here I am!! :fiery:

  4. Did you know…

    if you combine the Elements of Harmony, you don’t get Captain Planet

    oh no, no, no

    you summon Captain Future!

    Oops! Wrong franchise …

    or is it

    Anyway Make it so Number @Cash In

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    Also my deepest gratitude to you and your Moderation team for your heroic defense of this sanctuary today!

    I know you will always protect this place

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Discord being...Nice? 

       

  5. Well, well, well! A brony from Finland! How wonderfully unexpected!

    Should I greet you with warm sauna steam… or a snowstorm made of marshmallows? Oh, who am I kidding - why not both!

    Tervetuloa! Prepare yourself for a little taste of Discordian Finlandia Chaos™

    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      Hi! :pinkie:

      Proudly representing the Finnish bronies since 2017. :proud:

      Both of them sound good to me! :yay: And I definitely look forward to all the chaos! :eager:

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      Art by AGreyLongma

  6. Well, well, well! What do we have here? A brony with a banner so dazzling, so spooky-spectacular, that it has been picked… for October!
  7. Well, well, well, look who’s waltzed in - Sunday!

    The day of naps, pancakes, and inexplicably losing one sock in the laundry. Oh, the possibilities! 

    I could make the sun rise upside down, turn your coffee into chocolate rain,

    or perhaps replace every bird song with kazoo solos!

    Ah, glorious Sunday - let’s see how much mischief

    I can squeeze in before Monday rudely barges through the door

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    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Ohhh, I like this!

      We’re unstoppable when we’re together.

      A double dose of delightful nonsense! Here’s to Sunday -

      may it be as topsy-turvy as we can possibly make it!

    3. Discord

      Discord

      To Sunday!

      And to us - the best cheerleaders chaos has ever had!

    4. Princess Celestia

      Princess Celestia

      By my own sunspots!

      This day will be anything but boring

      :sunbutt:

  8. Greetings, mortal admirer of equines!

    Did you know that pineapples can sing… if you give them a hat and a tiny trumpet? Fascinating, isn’t it? Anyway, I am Discord, master of chaos, occasional reality-bender, and curator of very important pineapple concerts!

    1. Max Manesly

      Max Manesly

      Nice to make your acquaintance, or ecnatniauqca, Mr. Lord of Chaos. Quite the nifty tidbit on singing fruit you have there, up to now I thought musical pineapples could only be found under the sea?

      Hope you have a nice day and I look forward to hearing from you more, provided my ears don't go magically jumping over the moon. Thanks for reaching out :squee:

  9. Ah, there you are!

    I was worried the weather would get boring without your delightful presence!

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    2. Astralshy

      Astralshy

      @Clawdeen Are you making friends with Mr Chaos himself ?

    3. Clawdeen

      Clawdeen

      @Astralshy It looks like it! :yay: 

    4. Astralshy

      Astralshy

      I'm sure @Twilight Sparkle is very proud :>

  10. Ah, greetings, mortal fan of ponies!

    Notice the weather today? Sunny with a chance of spontaneous pie showers!

    I simply couldn’t resist making your introduction… more memorable.

    I am Discord, master of chaos, mischief, and mildly inconvenient meteorological phenomena!

  11. Well, well! A new face in the land of harmony…

    or should I say the land I occasionally rearrange for fun?

    Tell me, are you a friend, a foe, or just mildly euphoric ?!

  12. Oh-ho! A fan of me, are you?

    Don’t be shy, everypony’s a fan of me eventually.

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      @Discord The Overlord

      I certainly admire the amount of unbridled fun you have. :pinkiesmile:

      So what kind of chaos are we stirring today?

    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Ah, an excellent question, my inquisitive little agent of anarchy!

      Today’s special is a delightful stew of upside-down rainbows, tap-dancing parasprites, and -oh! -a pinch of exploding confetti for seasoning

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      @Discord The Overlord

      Ooh, how fun! That'll make the sky look like it has a colorful smile. And exploding confetti?! :pinkie: I'll bring the ska music and the dynamic poses.

  13. I feel a breeze in the air

    1. MLP Golden Breezie

      MLP Golden Breezie

      Ohhh Discord, you showed up at the most unexpected moment when I just wasn't there at the right time for you to appear. After all, you're the Discord who brings chaos.

      Can I buy you some tea, Discord?:humblush:

    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Of course

      I like some painting tea 

    3. MLP Golden Breezie

      MLP Golden Breezie

      Oh yes, Discord, you seem a little funny today. Here's some painted tea just for you!:pinkiehappy:

  14. Did you know?

    I'm the eternal expert on Claws

    You could say Clawelious

    1. Clawdeen

      Clawdeen

      What about fangs? Are you an expert on those? Are you fangtastic?

    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      You know it

      I'm also hoof-a-aproved

  15. YOU ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT ME AND I AM HERE TO DANCE ABOUT IT.
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    1. ExplosionMare

      ExplosionMare

      Heck yeah, let's party! 💃🏻 

  16. Ooooh,

    that was some decent work right there

    Keep it up and maybe I will show you a trick

    to turn the forums into Strawberry Milk

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    https://derpibooru.org/images/1018742

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    2. Cash In

      Cash In

      ...I'm listening

    3. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Yes.. Yes... most excellent. @Rikifive image.png.d5ca6e652e922c9292a6b2e3e6db27ec.png the site "keeps breaking" so no one noticed that I became a moderator. :umad:Convenient coincidence? O ABSOLUTELY!!!!

    4. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      :flutter-table-flip: :grab-gasp: -{ Fluttershy protect us from daaaangeeer! )
                 ^-{ *eek!* Deploying shield! )

  17. Fluttershy on your profile? I think I will spare you, then. Everyone else will have levitating socks all over their room.

    1. Crypty Scribbles

      Crypty Scribbles

      Dang! My socks!! :zipp-wut:

  18. Not a comeback. Let's call it an encore! Homestuck, ey? The memories! Welcome back.
  19. Oh, you really know how to take all the fun out this. Can we at least keep the Tree Huggers signature? You know to celebrate the occasion? There is even a Luna under the Croissants Her name is Crescentia
  20. He still likes to partying down! Whoo! If you want to know someone really fun I can recommend the Queen of Croissants "Croissantia" They really know how to have a good Breakfast Well, you cannot expect that someone important like me to exist only once
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