ThePinkestofPones

I could help ya out, since I forgot about th gift thing

Huahahaha

Aww, it's adorable, it reminds me of a certain animator, I think her name was Sinclair Du Gore

*Bounces like rubber*

For a joke, I decided to make a stupid fake mlp theory about Scootaloo and Orange Swirl. What if Orange Swirl and Scootaloo were SECRET cousins Think about it, Scootaloo and Orange Swirl have quite similar color schemes, and both seem to love the Wonderbolts, Scoots because Rainbow is in it, and Orange for...well, she's a pegasus. Boom mic drop This is a joke btw, but it is a headcanon I have

I'm feeling cheeky, hehe

"When the original Pokemon arc ended, I went, 'I'm not crying because Ash is gone, I'm crying because there's no more Jessie and James'"

Sorry

Yeah, I'm scared of water submerged animatronics, they freak me out

I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO IGNORE ALLERGIES No matter whether minor or serious, allergies are no joke! It's not something to be joked about or played off, that's a terrible thing to ignore! Dear People: Stop trying to dismiss things that people have, whether neurologic disorders, mental disabilities, or allergies, it pisses me off to no end, especially with a brother who pulls that shit

Epilogue The Rainbow Factory was abuzz with noise, the hum of machines, the occasional mumble of a worker. In Rainbow's office, there was a chatter, someone new coming to apply? Perhaps, perhaps... An orange mare was lurking in the shadows, her head hidden by a hood, she listened in on the conversation, a wisp of a magenta mane was sticking out from the hood. "You're...Zera...Right?" said a raspy voice, which the mare could only assume was Rainbow Dash "Yes ma'am, Zera Brightbolt," came another voice, deep, and almost nasally, a bit meek, but excited all the same. "Normally, we don't accept pegasi of your....appearance" said Dash. The mare peeped a magenta eye through the keyhole, she saw a zebra-like pegasus, the pegasus stallion cocked an eyebrow at Dash's statement but sighed and sat back again. The orange pony shifted her gaze at the stallion's wings, they were...oddly, not real, made of metal. Titanium, she supposed, and the tips of which, were brightly colored. Dash spoke again "but, we're short staffed, and you've got an eye for rainbows, kid...Welcome to the factory," she grinned, and gave the newcomer a lab coat. "Thank you! Thank you!" the newcomer cried, as he bounded toward the door, the mare who'd been spying backed up against a wall and panickedly scrambled away. Zera Brightbolt saw the mare running away, "Hey come back!" he cried, but she was long gone. Chapter 1 The Zegasus trotted through the factory and saw the ginormous machines, he was floored by it all, his eyes sparkled with the wonder of a foal in a candy store. He was so excited to learn how to make the rainbows, but...when he saw a little purple pegasus in the machine, the little colt was trembling, Zera cried out, why didn't anypony stop it! "WHOA-OH!" Zera cried reaching a hoof out to the colt, Rainbow dragged the Zegasus back, "what are you doing!?" she growled, "the- the- colt!" Zera sobbed, "what? That's the purple for this week! Get your head together!" Rainbow snapped. "T-the purple?" Zera stuttered, "UGH! Nopony told you kid? Spectra comes from those who can't fly!" Rainbow griped, she muttered nonsense and stumbled away, deliberately kicking over a pony named Sunny Daze based on her name tag. Zera heard Dash grumble what sounded like "Worthless workers," and some more gibberish behind it. He was horrified by this realization, he stumbled over to the worker named Sunny Daze, "are you alright?" cried Zera, taking her hoof. "Oi, damn Dash, always picking on us, screw that shit," cried Sunny, fluttering her wings. "Oh, I'm fine, just, screw her," she turned to Zera, she cocked an eyebrow "you really didn't know? That other pegasi come to form a rainbow?" Zera shook his head, "It's horrible, but that's how it works...Call me Daze," she had changed the subject. Daze looked at Zera, "Kid, if you don't shape up fast, you're gonna end up like that colt," Zera pinned his ears back, he thought that the rumors were done, he thought Dash changed, but...he was wrong, like H8 Seed had said...she was evil. "Anyways, I'm assigned as your work partner, so, I'll be seeing you later, shift's over," Daze said, winking over her shoulder as she trotted away. Zera hesitantly slunk away to his work room, only to find the mare with the hood, rummaging through his files, "Who are you?!" he shouted, the mare sharply shushed him, and pulled down her hood, "Name's Scootaloo, Scootaloo Thunderflight," Flashback Absentia scattered through the factory, she fluttered her wings and jumped, there was something dripping off her coat, she seemed to fall, but her wings finally opened and she flew...one thought grazed her mind, "Scootaloo" but who was Scootaloo? "You are Scootaloo," the thought was completed, Absentia, or rather Scootaloo, cried in delight "Woohoo!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, and her friends Corona and Cloud Cover joined her, Corona and Cloud Cover managed to escape... But Scootaloo stopped, as the doors slowly shut, she could hear her friends calling for her, "Absentia! No!" cried Corona, "Absentia, please!" Cloud Cover sobbed, the two banged on the door with their hooves, Scootaloo smiled and cried, bowing her head, "Absentia! Absentia! Please, no!" the two cried, but the doors finally shut. Scoot put her hood over her head, and flew back into the depths of the factory. To Be Continued...

I think for me, I'd live in Bikini Bottom, I can deal with SpongeBob and Patrick

I'm gonna go on a rant here, about my brother, but, as a kid, my mom was always moving us around and with different guys too, and every time one of those stupid ass guys would leave my mom or cheat and it pissed me off, my brother would sometimes pick on me, but, by pranking me by shaving my head and putting baby powder in my hair, harmless pranks. Somewhere along the line we met my current Dad, technically stepdad, Dennis, he was the best man my Mom had ever met, he was great to us both despite having Bipolar, he takes meds for it. And he also has Autism like me. But one day, my brother and Dennis started butting heads, Dennis worked all day and played video games til the buttcrack of dawn, but he was never mean, but my brother resented him because he never had time to play with him and my brother was hanging out with bum ass neighborhood kids and getting in fights. To make matters worse my bro was constantly picking on me, hitting me, discouraging my autistic behaviors and dismissing my sensory disorders by continuing to touch me and play loud music, I wasn't going to let him treat me this way so I fought back and argued back despite his attempts to shut me up, always telling me I'm not part of a conversation when he's being a dillhole to MY mother and father. He's terrible to us all, and my uncle and aunt.

Sketch, that's awful, I hope something changes with her or she'll regret it one day when you move out and never look back. You DESERVE respect, you've done so much for us here and she'll never know that, my brother does that stuff to me too, and you know what, screw him, he'll never help me out

Pinkie pie's jumping, I call it boingy boinging

THE WAY I GOT THE JOKE INSTANTLY

OOOOF, I'm sorry, that's a lot of notifs

SILKY! (Boingy boings to her)

A bird's not a fly! A fly is not a bird either! Why is Tacocat backwards Tacocat?