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  1. Just found out I was in a Skype chat group that would probably scare /b/ .-.

    1. Nuke87654
    2. lomk

      lomk

      Let's just say I didn't know my Skype was receiving so much clop .-.

    3. Nuke87654

      Nuke87654

      The only thing /b/ would be scared is pony smut is on there chat. /mlp/ would consider it their alley, /d/ would ask if that's all?

  2. Wastin' away again in Margaritaville...

  3. My kingdom for a horse! :o

    1. Jeremiah

      Jeremiah

      Kevnn Spacey!

  4. Twelve years dungeon. All of you, dungeon. Seven years, no trial.

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    2. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      You're quoting something, aren't you?

    3. HailTrixie

      HailTrixie

      IT'S THE SOUND SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

    4. lomk

      lomk

      Adventure Time! :)

  5. I don't take the PC Master Race thing too seriously, but it cracks me up how current gen consoles struggle to have games running at 1080p60 when that's been a standard on PC for years now. Oh and the PlayStation 2 ran at 60 FPS. So did the Super Nintendo.

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    2. long gone

      long gone

      lol, yeah. Turn it on, cart is locked in the system. More handhelds should do that.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Well I say that because I don't see how my brother thinks The Wither 3 looks so great on his PS4 when it drops frames like a mother when there are more then 3 enemies and it's raining. I'm not going to say, "You're a piece of shit for preferring a console." But to me, this is the visual equivalent of scratching nails on the chalkboard.

    4. lomk

      lomk

      Current gen consoles are great for the price. But that's like saying a 2004 Honda Civic is fast for the price. That doesn't make it a fast car.

  6. Everything is perception, and perception is an illusion.

    1. Frostgage

      Frostgage

      We don't even really exist o_o

    2. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      My Little Solipsism

  7. Okami...first impressions: the dialogue text moves incredibly slow. This intro takes forever DX

    1. Sky Knight

      Sky Knight

      Long Intros -ign 1000/9

  8. "I'm so cold!" "I'm hungry!" "I need food!" Tidus is probably the whiniest Final Fantasy protagonist ever lol

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    2. The Mint Pone

      The Mint Pone

      Oh right random encounters were always a pain in every FF, which is why although it wasnt great ff12 still had great gameplay

    3. lomk

      lomk

      I don't mind random encounters if we can cut out the filler lol The pan shots are kinda cool at first but their charm wears off quickly if you're trying to level grind lol

    4. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      I actually found the combat itself for FF9 to be rather slow too, the animations for attacks were kinda sluggish compared to the games before it.

  9. If you have 23 people in a room, the odds of two people sharing a birthday is 1:2. If you have just 70 people, the probability is 99.9%. Isn't that astonishing? :D

    1. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      At first glance, but it makes sense when you break it down.

    2. lomk

      lomk

      Well it's called the birthday paradox. Where p is probability and x is the number of people in the room, it is calculated by 1-(364/365)^((x(x-1))/2). When you plot it out on a chart, it looks pretty awesome because after about 60 or so people, adding another person makes next to no difference.

  10. Time to kiss hands and shake babies.

    1. Sky Knight

      Sky Knight

      *licks Woona*

  11. Hello. My name is Unmedicated ADHD. May I interest you in a shiny?

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    2. Jaxsie (Inactive)
    3. long gone

      long gone

      Why yes, I'd like a shiny Floatzel.

    4. lomk

      lomk

      I'm fresh out of those. All I've got is shiny Lv 100 Magikarps.

  12. SKYPE HAS INSIDE OUT EMOTES :D :D :D

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    2. Monsoon
    3. lomk

      lomk

      Oh wait. Now I get it. By the way, sharks don't have snot XD Snoot is a cute way of saying snout ;) The nose of a shark is very sensitive.

    4. Monsoon
  13. I feel like Shia LeBeouf believes in me more than I believe in me.

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

    3. Raritas

      Raritas

      YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW

    4. lomk

      lomk

      I wonder if he works for Nike.

      JUST DO IT!

  14. I'm late for work. Then I started my Keurig without a cup. Today is going swimmingly.

    1. Sky Knight

      Sky Knight

      Woona, waht.

    2. SilverFlameWolf

      SilverFlameWolf

      I hope the rest of your day is better :/

  15. I just watched Inside Out, and I'll have you know I only cried 12 times.

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      *satisfied drill noises*

    3. Sky Knight

      Sky Knight

      GO! BE FREE! BE FREE WOONA! *cries as I he-man swing you into another galaxy*

    4. Grepper

      Grepper

      *brohoofs Woona for general funniness*

  16. I guess you've no room to complain about your life when your hardest decision all day has been, "Should I make a ham sandwich or a tuna salad sandwich for lunch?" :3

  17. Either printer ink is made of unicorn blood or we're all getting screwed.

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    2. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      ooh its good to hear you feeling good =)=)=)=)=)=)=) I feeling good today too =)=)=)=)=)=)=) YAAAAAY !=)=)=)=) What chores =)?

    3. lomk

      lomk

      ALL THE CHORES! XD I don't have much to do. I just don't wanna do it XD

    4. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      I SEE =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

  18. Ehh...I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque....

    1. Sonic Shimmer

      Sonic Shimmer

      What's up doc?

    2. lomk

      lomk

      Kill the wabbit! :D

    3. Sonic Shimmer

      Sonic Shimmer

      Be vewy vewy quiet...

  19. Stay outta mah shed, okay? XD

    1. Grepper

      Grepper

      I haven't even been near your shed!

    2. Frostgage

      Frostgage

      i'll do what i want m8

    3. lomk

      lomk

      *revs chainsaw*

  20. Car dealership advertisements are the bottom of the barrel. Incredibly annoying.

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    2. Sky Knight

      Sky Knight

      If it helps, I love you too Woona.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      There is no place for love in my heart. Only melancholy and infinite sadness. :P

    4. 碇 シンジン
  21. What it feels like in my apartment - Air conditioning off: 45°C; Air conditioning on: -5°C.

  22. Onions have layers. Ogres have lairs.

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    2. vivishy

      vivishy

      I love that movie

    3. lomk

      lomk

      I thought of this while cutting an onion earlier because I was determined to make fajitas for dinner XD

    4. Sky Knight

      Sky Knight

      Mmm Fajitas *opens mouth for food*

  23. What do you get when you mix Gallium and Potassium? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pCCZ0a-GL._SY355_.jpg

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