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  1. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    His horn glows tremendously bright. Suddenly, a beam of light emits from his horn. "AUUUUGGGHHH!" Byron yells. The light goes straight toward Canterlot, hitting a weird looking statue. It slowly begins to crack. Back in Ponyville, Byron's horn stops glowing. He then faints.
  2. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Byron suddenly feels a blast of gigantic magic. His horn begins to glow, and he begins to be dragged along the ground, out of the library. "AHHHH! HELP!" Byron says. He yelled so loud the ground began to shake. His horn glows brighter, and it lifts him into the air. "AAAAHHHH!"
  3. ~Muffin of Chaos~

    I am now acupcake! *Cue Cupcakes song*

    1. KPM

      KPM

      At least this time it isn't my fault.

  4. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    I have dreamed of MLP before. One thing I have to say: It was the greatest dream of my f***ing life!
  5. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Byron gulps down the water. "You may not believe me, but I'm not from this world." Byron says. "I am from a different universe, if that makes any sense. I haven't been a pony until 10 minutes ago!". Byron feels another surge of magic. This time he doesn't go unconscious. "Did you feel that, too?" Byron asks.
  6. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Ok, for the hardest boss for me... Malroth in DQIX, the legacy boss. I tried to kill him, but he kept spamming massive attacks.
  7. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Byron moans, slowly opening his eyes. He notices that he is surrounded by other ponies. One is easily recognizable as... "Twilight?" Byron says weakly. "What's going on? Why am I in Equestria?" Byron slowly stood up.
  8. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Hey! I did that after I took the cookie off the highway sign! Ergo I had possession of the cookie at the time! Ergo I'm right! Ergo while you are busy reading this, I take the cookie!
  9. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    I simply take my scythe and grab the box. I open the box, grab the cookie, and bury it. In cow poop.
  10. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Great. It was getting dark, and now it was starting to rain. Byron frantically searches around for shelter, but sees nothing more than a large tree. Then it hits him. "Thats the library!" Byron says. Just as he was about to open the door, he feels a sudden surge of... magic? He then goes unconscious, and falls right through the door, accidentally breaking it in two.
  11. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Hard. I run out find myself out of ideas, just saying random things to get past the minimum. (see! had to do it!)
  12. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Byron said "Funny thing is, I was looking for her too! Do you know where she is?" Byron asked "I just needed to ask her about how I ended up here in Equestr-" Byron stopped himself. "Focus Byron, Focus," Byron whispered to himself. "So, anyways, have you seen her?"
  13. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    After repeatedly hitting his face, he realized that this was not a dream. He also realized that with that loud yell, everyone would have heard it. Byron gallops toward Ponyville, falling once in a while, determined to get answers from Twilight Sparkle. He thought to go to the statue of Celestia to see if anyone was there to help. Before he could reach Ponyville, however, a pony approached him. "Who are you?" Byron asked?
  14. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Byron started to trot towards Ponyville. "This must be a dream, it has to be!" Byron suddenly stops. Determined to wake himself from his "nightmare", he yells toward to the sky "WAKE UUUPPPP!", so loud, that the ground shakes a little.
  15. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    The RP is up! Everypony get on! Now, I need to inexplicably extend my post so that I can post this... Why is nobody posting but me? I'm lonely! Extending my post so I can post this update on the roleplay thread
  16. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Byron wakes up with a moan. "What happened?" He says. He proceeds to scratch his head, then realizes he can't move his fingers. Byron moves his hand to his face. What would be more accurate is, moving his hoof to his face. "OH GOOD GOD!" Byron yells. "I'm a pony!" Byron tries to stand up, and finds it difficult to. "How did this happen?" Byron asks to, well, nobody. Byron finally gets the hand, erm, hoof, of walking with four legs. He then proceeds to wander around. Taking in his surroundings, he realizes he is in Sweet Apple Acres. He gasps.
  17. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Granted, you get Derpy. By the way she emptied your fridge.
  18. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Byron
  19. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Granted. Everything you see turns into meat. You accidentally look at your hoof. Nice going. I wish for Beet Vision.
  20. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    I turn you into a ghost, then proceed to take the Ghostbuster vacuum and suck you up! I then lock up Jack's tower, and conjure up a forever lasting magical barrier.
  21. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Granted, but the explanation you don't hear is how to breathe. Nice going. I wish for Derpy!
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    *eyes go derpy* I want cupcakez. Cupcakez are better than muffinz.
  24. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    In the show, Rainbow Dash could care less about style. Thats why those pony toys aren't as good as the show.
  25. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    I am handcuffed for life with Derpy... OH DEAR CELESTIA KEEP ME SAFE!
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