I get Derpy to attack you. While she makes you eat muffins, I take the cookie. I make a magical barrier around me and pull out my scythe. "If anyone gets closer, the cookie is gone!"
Well, as any day, I searched to find my missing father. And as always, I never found him. I spent the last few hours locked in my closet, just sitting there. Then, here I am.
I proceed to chase after you. I throw my scythe at the cookie, and it gets stuck on it. The scythe flies back to me. I proceed to travel to an unknown dimension, and then close the portal.
I haz it. I'm not good, so I'll most likely be all *high pitched voice* Uh-oh! NOOO! All the time XD
(BTW my gamertag is Byron554 and I can't play till august
Granted. The carpet starts thinking for itself and kills you.
I wish I had 100% of Discord's power, and could not be banished/killed/turned into stone/stopped
XD