Driz

... *Googles 'non-Greek sounding Greek names'* Oh man, uhh... Sergio? Gregor?... Idk! D: WHAT!! HOW DID YOU GET IT!? OH MY GO-- nah, just kidding. That isn't it. === Help try to guess Trotteur's name!

@TBD Jeebus Crisp, man, that image literally gave me a mini jump scare... You can't do that to people. Also, this is a frowny (I think): And that^ is my favourite frowny. === Can you complete the phrase: "I love it when Driz _________"

Hmmmmmmmm nope. It was the other one. Gosh dang it, Joel Lightwing, way to make me curious!... You won't believe how hard I'm having to control myself not to open that thing! D: Nnnnnnnnngggghhhhhhh... Wait, where you from again? Italy, was it? Hmm... Uhmm..... How abooooooouuuut... Giovanne! === I'm just gonna jump on the evil train and have you guys guess what my real name is as well. Because I doubt you'll ever get it right, no matter how many chances you take. *distant evil laughter*

... . !! === Can you open the door, get on the floor and walk the dinosaur?

Lory stared intently at the gloves presented to her by the guard. Her gaze occasionally reached the pony's eyes, then back at the armor piece he was holding, unsure of what exactly to do with them. Additionally, she wasn't quite expecting to receive anything but a good scolding from them. Perhaps she did manage to convince them about her truly being on their side for the time being, despite the cheesy, improvised speech about wanting to protect the Spirit of the Night herself. With a skeptical look on her feature, she reluctantly levitated the pair of gloves. "Thanksssssss... I'll put these on later." She said with an amiable smile and carefully placed them inside her own bag. After that, her attention returned to Luna, who appeared to be speaking to Techno. Lory rolled her eyes and sighed. "That's a nice reunion 'n all, but how about we move?" She rushed them.

Lory watched as Legion entered the portal he'd created and dissolved inside it, vanishing from sight. She raised an eyebrow in confusion, assuming he'd transported somewhere else. Shrugging dismissively and rolling her eyes in a motion that suggested 'about time', she turned around to join Princess Luna and the guard in their conversation. The mare nodded. "Yeah, take us there!" Sneaking into the conversation without being asked to join. Bringing a hoof to her chin, she became pensive for a while. "Look... I know you bunch might not like little old me that much. And don't worry: the feeling is reciprocal." The mare calmly explained to the guards in the vicinity. "But for real now... I might be stupid, but I'm not so stupid as to put our very Princess of the Moon in danger. If I'm going out there with her, I am going to protect her. Believe it or not." She said with a foreign touch of zeal, hoping to convince them of her intentions. Indeed, her words were true: she was speaking with her heart. It still felt somewhat nauseating to spout loyal vows to protect someone dear or important, but she was being sincere nevertheless.

Once Lory was put down, just as she had promised, she maintained her composure without turning against the guards and the Princess - albeit her expression still showed clear signs of vexation. She glanced over at her steel pipe on the floor, readily levitating it and resting it back onto her saddle. "Deal..." She agreed, attacking Legion with a cold, deadly gaze alone. To the best of her abilities she tried to muster self-control as to avoid putting herself in trouble once again. Yet, she couldn't hide the annoyance in her eyes. She decided to join in the Lunar Guard's operation against the riot, but she didn't see herself working alongside them for any longer. "...CrOsS Us AgAiN aNd ReMeMbEr ThE pRiCe Of DiSoBeDiEnCe! NaH nAh NaH!" The mare quietly mocked the general behind his back.

"Well THEY STARTED IT!!" Lory firmly stated, being capable of moving her mouth at the very least. "But fine, whatever!... I won't fight you guys... I'd end up humiliating your highest-ranking puppets in battle anyway." She gave off a smug chuckle. "I'll listen, okay? See, look, I'm calm! I'm calm!" Her demeanor didn't necessarily stayed true to the words she spoke. Once she took note of that herself, however, she breathed in and out a few times, eventually ridding herself from the anger. "I'm calm... I'll listen." She softly spoke.

Flabbergasted by robot butlers, I ate fifty ponies with Feld0. However, this is only a Sidestory. The boombas bounced on Pinkie Pie, she protested against starving sugar pies. Cause Sajtan92 was going to get sacrificed, but something happened to go horribly Fantasticallishly weird. Then potatoes began pooping while flying cars into tomatoes. However, Franklin was stopped by Boromir, that is watching everything, around 6:00, the intense jimmies were intensified. But Morgon died. This maybe the first werezombiepyre who ate vegetarians, shibes and shoes. TwistedShadow brought awful explosives which irradiated chocolate warfare. "Gadzooks!" said Steve as he ran a Marathon. "I seem flattened by Celestia!" Amnesia: The Dark Chocolate Milkshake died because Pinkie Pie drank all the gorillas. Bloodthirsty drinks murdered by Cloyster and Twilight Velvet who thought something forgot eggs. Suddenly Fluttershy powerbombed Italy using a spork! This would cause farts of methane and aliens to burst spontaneously into bubbles. Everything went British with weakness for little crumpets. However Luna was eating Döner and drinking moonshine. LittleRawr woke up amid Luna, she stir-fried cabaret. Then, she found Squidward taking a fluffy, steaming roll of duck tape. She walked backwards into Australia, surrounded by pumpkins armed with banjos playing Thriller. Bombs from Equestria made with love sent from pineapples. Confused by boxes of Woonas and murderous chinchillas hanging butterflies on trees burning with the passion of Odin, and twenty muffins achieved Nirvana by eating Kurt Cobain with pointy sticks. Bob Ewell ate everything purple, evil, or round, while singing The Periodic Table of Cheese. Wrenches. Sir Lancelot and Captain Blackbeard played sitars because Jack was frolicking about in dandelions. Suddenly, Luna fell off the sea. Several seaponies flew vigorously while making bowls of crackers. Yesterday was Yuriyurarararayuruyuri Day so stir-fry is illegal after breakfast. Yet Pinkamena defied mayonnaise but killed everypony. Twicane, the majestic, ate crack and chapstick spoons. Before spontaneously kissing Feld0, I cuddled with Shift, unwittingly sleeping on her. This caused Will Potato many cars cancer. Jake woke up from his dream of Feld0 but Clifford stopped masticating everywhere, only pausing for Russian ballerinas. Subsequently, EpicHarmony dyed water mauve, causing the birth of multiple Zungguzungguguzungguzeng squids. Refrigerated weed displaced Eminem's familiar ambiguity within the kludge. This congestion forcefully caused constant pain in Finland. Lightwing shipped literally going fast foodie. Everything went right, nopony (except Daybreaker) could sneeze more. So Artimis declared his denial by sneezing chocolate pudding apples into the washboard of

"Ughh!" Lory grunted, flinching from the pain of the counter-attack and taking a step backwards. Her horn's magical aura promptly faded away, followed by the metal clanking sound of her weapon falling onto the floor. She had her eyes closed and her face distorted in a pained expression whilst she attempted to recover her strength and regain her bearings. Shooting her furious stare back towards the ponies, she grit her teeth in anger. "Fine!... I'll take on both of ya then! COME ON--" Before Lory was able to move any other inch, her entire body mysteriously froze, as she felt strange tingles in muscles. Simply turning her head around to identify where that magic was coming from required an exaggerated amount of struggle. The rebel kept exerting herself in a desperate attempt to break free from the princess' grasp. She was getting angrier by the second. "L...Let...Go...Of me!..." She groaned between her teeth.

Because according to the laws of zoology, a pink-colored party pony should not be able to thoroughly enjoy ice hokey. But WisePie does. Because WisePie doesn't give a rat's ass about the laws of zoology. === Why is the Gobo so gooey?

Sounds like it could be a legit sport. "Tackle each other while holding an egg: first one to break their egg loses." === Why is everything so Heavy?

Here and there a few times, around the Forum Games, yeh. :3

Under arrest for sticking your tongue out as well in an evil way.

"Grr!... Wh... Whatever!!" Lory growled, attempting to break free and escape like a child being taken away from the inside of a toy store. "I told you I was gonna fight, so let me FIGHT!!" She demanded, squirming around frantically. Fixating her gaze on Legion, she eyed him for a while with fury in her eyes. She grabbed hold of her pipe weapon and took a reckless swing directed towards him.

Oh! Oh! Then!... Uhmm... Jennifer! One of those is correct. It's... I wanna saaayyyy... R&B!

Arghh... Uhmmmm... Just gonna guess something random. Jes-- Jess, uh... Jessica? === Can you try to guess my favorite genre of music?~

What's... uh... one plus one?... Two...

*glamorous snuggles*

Jailed for never takING THAT FREAKING MASK OFF TAKE IT OFF ALREADY!!

Let's go *dun dun dun* Don't wait *dun dun dun* This night's almost over~

"One second, Cape Lord." She told Techno; her eyes firmly fixated onto the bat pony that had taken an abrupt approach. Lory was forced to tilt her head slightly back in order to meet eyes with the towering guard that stood in front of her. Her brow furrowed in a serious expression, she stared daggers back at him for a couple of seconds: having her view of Legion obstructed, she hadn't much choice. The rebel didn't move an inch, not following their orders at all. "...What's the matter, punk?" She asked tauntingly. "Find me cute or somethin'?" She provoked, standing up to the guard by taking a step forward and bumping against his chest piece.

Just as a disclaimer, Lory is about to start a quarrel inside the Royal castle depending on the soldier's responses... She's gonna want to bash someone's head.