Midnight Seeker
-
Posts
352 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Character Archive
Frequently Asked Questions
Equestrian Empire Character Archive
Golden Oaks Memorial Library
Pony Roleplay Characters
Events
Blogs
Everything posted by Midnight Seeker
-
Granted. I have seven hundred and fifty two. Are you comfortable on that table I chained you too? No? Good. Now that I have sharpened them all, where in your body shall I forcibly insert the first? I'm just mad because it seems someone else beat me to your wallet. Ah well. . . TORTURE TIME! I wish for a good night of uninterrupted sleep.
-
Granted. They all hate it. The people who control the franchise blame you and have a hit put on you. I steal your wallet as you run for new life on the run. I wish to enjoy the film I am going to watch.
-
Interesting idea (says the Scot). As for the marry an alien idea. . . I don't know if I can honestly answer that. In Mass Effect, I fell in love with Tali and she is still my favorite character. In saying that, That was my Shepard, not me. I think the only thing I can say is that I am open to marrying a non-human as much as I am open to marrying another human. The Asari do seem like perfect partners, likewise some other beasties from Farscape.
-
Granted. However, it causes you to forget that you asked for it. Everything good and pure in your life is tragicly tainted and you feel horrible guilt as you just KNOW it's all your fault. As you sob like the little worthless crybaby you now are, I shoot you with a taser, swipe your wallet and your kidney which I sell for a comic subscription. I wish for lycanthropy.
-
Granted. You choke on it. I use your phone to take embarassing pictures of you, which I then upload to social media. You are mocked centures after. I also nicked your wallet. I wish my car would be fixed already!
-
Granted. EVERYPONY joins your humble RP. Alas, they not only overwhelm you, nothing you do is good enough for them. You try to leave yo get away from the constant belittling, insults and outright disappointment, but I'm afraid we know where you live BELLA! Your family die first. Not that was planned or anything, we just stampied into your home. Sorry bout that. You are pestered into an early grave. Everypony then commits ritual sucide and follows you to the afterlife to torment you eternally. I harvest all the wallets. It's my thing. I wish for 10,000 years of blissful and ageless sleep.
-
Granted. It's a Uwe Boll movie. Now say "Thank you Seeker". I wish for gentle Oblivion.
-
Granted. The apocalipse takes care of that. As you watch the rising tital wave of fire consume all in it's path towards you, I swipe your wallet so you die pennyless. I hitch a lift with a certain Doctor and live. I wish Abba could be deleted from time and space.
-
Granted. Pity you burned up first. I had called dibs on your wallet. I pee on your ashes instead and flush them down the bog. I wish these damn headaches would stop so I can get a good nite of sleep.
-
Granted. After you swallow it, I smash your face with a shovel, then drop you in a container of human nail trimings and lock it before I swallow the key. All so I could steal your wallet. I wish I wasn't getting another cold.
-
Granted, you are attacked by rabid postmen. You can now only eat through a straw so you machine is called a blender. I then knock it over and steal your wallet. I wish for my computer to be fixed already!
-
Granted. He pokes your eyes out so you cannot see how threatening he or anyone else looks. I also steal your wallet. I wish I had strong wings that allowed me to fly.
-
Someone I see as a true friend, who needs me because I understand and listen to her, has blocked me on Facebook. I don't know how I will sleep tonite. I am terrified she might kill herself.
-
Granted, but it was a need to know secret and you didn't need to know. You are "taken care of" before you spill the beans. Taking care of you involves a woodchipper by the way. I wish that I didn't have to do a double sleepover right after my hoilday.
-
Granted. You get a million paper cuts. Then I hose you with lemon juice. As you lie there in agony, I steal you wallet. Then I kick you in the shin. I wish I had no trouble getting up in the morning.
-
Granted you sweet transvestite. However, everyone can't stop once they start. While you all do that, I steal your wallets. All of them. I that my holiday will go without any problems.
-
Granted. I drug you. Then I take pictures of you in many embarrassing and illegal situations (making a nice little scrapbook to save for some special occasion). I give your contact details to all the spammers. Then I cover your body in Nazi symbols and dump you naked in the middle of Israel. Also, I steal your wallet. I wish I knew how to continue my fan fic.
-
I submitted the start of a story to FiMFiction and I confused and frustrated. It has three likes, 8 dislikes and not one single comment. I am fine with people not liking my work, but I am confused as to why they won't tell me what they don't like.
-
-
The last living human in the world sat alone in his room. There was a knock on his door.
-
mega thread What is the poster above you known for?
Midnight Seeker replied to Jum's topic in Forum Games
For. . . well. . . awesomeness. Seriously, I freaking love that avatar. Just. . . awesome. -
Harmonic my boy, I Brohoofed the ever living hell out of that post! @Hemlock_Conium, I am very curious as to what you think of the way this thread has gone. -
mega thread What is the poster above you known for?
Midnight Seeker replied to Jum's topic in Forum Games
Sharp lookin OC
