jackleapp81

Theory of a Deadman t-shirt I got at the state fair last year. Socks. I think they're Hanes brand. Underwear, because it just feels right. (xD) Some red/white plaid pajama pants (It's almost time for bed) Glasses

4/10 Sorry, every time I see that picture, it makes me throw up a little. I'm not a big fan of realistic-looking squid men. Yup, that's the Coexist album cover. It's a great album

I fall asleep on my back, staring up at the ceiling. I can sleep on my side as well, but it takes me awhile to acclimate to that position. Typically, my dreams are more vivid when I sleep on my side for some reason. It takes me awhile to fall asleep though. My mind is a machine, always running, never stopping. My imagination runs wild at night, and I generate some of my best ideas during that time. The downside to that is that I'm always tired and grumpy in the morning. It's not really the best situation.

Definitely! When I was a kid, I bought WarioWare: Twisted with some of my allowance money, hoping that it would be good (We didn't have a computer in our house back then, so I couldn't check videogame review websites). I couldn't have been happier. I showed it to all of my friends at school too, and they instantly fell in love with it. I could spend hours trying to master each character's mini-game collection, playing with the bizzare unlockable prize thingies, and even listen to the unlockable music tracks on the cartridge. So much fun and humor packed into one little game! I adored it.

Would love to see Tails in a Smash Bros. game. If they're bringing Sonic to the party, Tails should be the next logical choice, I think. Him and Kirby would be beasts on the battlefield thanks to their long-lasting hover abilities.

10/10 (I love WarioWare. One of my favorite game series)

"Hey you! Yeah, you! Want to see a magic trick? No, no, I'm not crazy. I'm just having a little fun...oh, you're wondering why I have one of the elements of harmony around my neck? It doesn't matter, really. Are you sure you don't want to see a magic trick? I've got plenty...no, nothing weird's going on. I'm just a simple unicorn who likes the feeling of magic rushing up one's hooves. It's quite exhilarating...wait, what? You're accusing little ol' me of the mane 6's mysterious disappearance? Don't be silly, that was years ago, and it hardly matters anymore. Why don't you just take a seat over there and...you don't trust me? Well...some don't. But there's really no reason not to. I told you, I'm a simple horse who loves magic. Nothing at all is suspicious about me. Just ignore the element of harmony around my neck, and I can treat you to one of the best magic shows you've ever seen."

lol sorry, I have no idea who Captain Marvelous is, and he kinda looked Mexican in the picture, so I just rolled with it

"Fak u, Mr. Mexican man! I am not 2 happy 2 be here right naow." "You think I'm happy about this either, little unicorn?? I have to pose for my own Wanted poster. It's not the most flattering situation!" "It's ur fault we r here, u fgt" "I can barely understand a single word you are saying! Just be quiet while we get this over with...mumble grumble grumbel" ""Wut u say 2 me, hooman?" "Nothing! Nothing!! You are so paranoid, little horse! Get these delusions out of your horse-y head!"

"My name is not important. I'm just another face in the crowd. Anonymous, even among ponies. The only thing about me that should matter to you is this mark on my flank. The moment you see it, you should know to be afraid. Because everyone who sees this mark...becomes my target. You're no exception. My cutie mark is a literal representation of exactly what is going to happen to your heart when I'm through with it. Usually I'm not this blunt, but I can tell that you're going to be easy prey if I don't spell it out for you. I'll even give you a 10-second head-start...better start running. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0........." *SHHIIKKKKTT!* *Ker-plop*

My K/D ratio is too low...systems failing...must...activate...ALICORN FORM!!! *Kwoosh swish clank blololoop!!* Alicorn Mode Engaged. Prepare for Rainbow Annihilation! Alicorns, ROLL OUT!

"I care about you so deeply, you green-skinned angel." "Me too, Arnold. Me too." "Wait...are you saying that...you care deeply about you, or me? "You, of course! I'm not THAT egotistical..." "Sorry, sugarbear, it's just that...the way you worded it..it was just hard to tell, okay?" "Here you go again, making such a big deal over a simple, simple thing. I can't believe you." "WHAT?! How could you say that?! You're the one blowing this out of proportion!" "I don't want to talk about it anymore. Just leave me alone." "Dang it, Laura, this is not happening again. I'm a good husband! A good one, I tell you! I am NOT a bad pony. You have no right to get so upset with me!" "Don't tell me what to do, slave driver! I'm a free pony! In fact, as of now, this relationship is OVER!!!" "But...but...how...why?" "End of discussion. Goodbye, Arnold. And good riddance." "No! Come back! I didn't mean it! Really! Please, I can make it up to you! Don't go! Oh...oooooh....I....I can't believe I just.....damn it."

I could dance all day, I could dance all day, try n’ hit me, try n’ hit me, come on! BOOM HEADSHOT YAAAAA!

Yeah, that's the ironic thing about it for people who like to think of Diet Coke as a healthy alternative. When compared to Coke though, I will begrudgingly admit that Diet Coke has absolutely no fat content, and no "real" sugars. So in that sense, Diet Coke isn't quite as bad as people make it out to be either,

Something that annoys me in a lot of games are the menu screens. I know that may sound weird to some people, but if I play a game that doesn't have a good UI in the menus, it bothers me to death, especially if it's a game where I'm going to be using the menus often to access different game modes, inventory, information, stuff like that. A good menu UI can make a world of difference to me.

Makes sense. I wasn't aware that there were people who genuinely enjoyed the taste of Diet Coke. I've always gotten a resounding "meh" from most people when I ask them if they like to drink it. I guess if you genuinely like it, and it doesn't really affect your weight in a positive or negative way, then that's..awesome. What bothers me is the people who are under the impression that it's a legitimate health drink.

I know that Diet soda was created in the 1960's because of national health concerns and what-not, but if there's so many people in America who are worried about their weight, why do they even buy soda in the first place? People who say "I drink Diet pop because I don't want to get fat!" are...really unreasonable, to put it nicely. I'm particularly passionate about this issue because my parents have been Diet Coke lovers for years. And I use the term "lovers" lightly, because neither of them really enjoy it. It's just there. When they want something to drink, they grab a diet coke. Why? Because it's there. And both of them claim they are "used to the taste", which is why they compulsively buy it so often. Why would anyone buy a watered-down product, which they don't even enjoy that much, in order to..what, exactly? They're not losing weight by drinking it. The taste isn't good. There's no reason for it to be a part of their lives. At all. So why do my parents, and everybody else in the world for that matter, still buy Diet Pop? If you want sugar, buy the regular kind! If you don't want sugar, don't buy it at all! By purchasing Diet pop, you're letting companies know that you like watered down, sh*tty, bland, barely drinkable, substances. All for the noble cause of losing weight. Well guess what? If you want to lose weight, work out. And don't buy pop. Period. Diet soda is not a solution for weight gain or improving physical fitness. I'm sorry if this is a bit too ranty, or if my frustration seems irrational to you, but Diet Pop seriously annoys the heck out of me. If I want pop, I want sugary pop with interesting flavors, not some watered-down garbage. Does anybody else feel this way?

"This will be my last journal entry. The shadows have crept far closer than I ever thought they would. They follow me even into the light now. Every day I have been watching them. Watching them violate the silent contract between light and darkness, and shatter my increasingly misplaced sense of security. It's travelling up my hooves now...consuming me...the time is finally at hand. I am so, so, sorry that I let this happen. I am fully aware that I created this monster, and I hope that..by claiming me..it will return from whence it came. But if not...go far, far away. Anyone else who still might remain on the island...retreat. This place is now death's doorstep. Leave while you still can..." Edit: Awwww shoot, I typed that out for Rocky Doo's avatar. Guess you beat me to the punch! I think I'll just leave the paragraph as is though, because I really like how it turned out. Next time I'll try to post quicker

"Alright, that's it! Just a little more! MMMMM!!! Yes, YES!!! SO much sparkles and glorious light! Why, I couldn't ever wish for something more--" "Jordan. Wake up." "Har Har dee HAAAARRRR Twinkle Toes and misteltooooeess into the wondrous LIIIIIGGGGHHH----" "JORDAN. WAKE UP." "Huh?? What??" "You had a pretty bad trip last night. You kept screaming stuff in japanese about star power and rainbow lights and stuff." "But...you mean...it was all just a dream?" "Yep." "Dang it...what about the wondrous powers? The starlight teleportation system? Or Hayabuza Buikaiden? Were they just..imaginary?" "Yeah, man. You got some pretty good stuff. I told you that dealer knew where to get the good sh*t." "Crap, man...but it was a really good dream!" "I don't doubt it. Now get over here and help me move this body." "Alright!"

Oh Voltorb, you're so adorable! You're the most cute and cuddly Pokemon of them all. Get ready, because I'm about to give you a great big ol'--PWOOOOOOSSSSHH!!!

"This is it, Fawkes. I'm being swallowed by the shadows." "Harry, no!" "Don't worry, you'll be okay. I had Dumbledore put a new bird feeder in the office. And I replaced the old wood shavings in your cage. You'll live like a free bird. Kind of." "What about Ginny??" "Here, you save her." *tosses wand over to Fawkes* "Please tell me this is a joke." "It's not." "Crap."