request Sheldon Cooper Meets Maud Pie

[flutterbard 55]

Those of you who have seen The Big Bang Theory know that Sheldon doen't think that geology is a real science. Can someone make a comic strip or fanfic where Sheldon Cooper somehow makes his way to Equestria, meets Maud Pie, and tells her that geology isn't a real science. I'm curious to see how she would react to that. 

Edited June 11, 2014 by flutterbard

[Twilight Circuits 604]

What are you trying to do pony...? End the universe as we know it...

Cause now that i've thought about it a few seconds more.... Guess you could say... we'd then be destined to... hit rock bottom! *baddum bump ching!*

[OG Blaze 269]

What are you trying to do pony...? End the universe as we know it...

Cause now that i've thought about it a few seconds more.... Guess you could say... we'd then be destined to... hit rock bottom! *baddum bump ching!*

 

Just....

I just.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leave.

[Twilight Circuits 604]

Just....

I just.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leave.

But.. but.... *cries and runs away*

[OG Blaze 269]

But.. but.... *cries and runs away*

 

 

 

Nu come back

I was just jealous of your funny joke.

[Twilight Circuits 604]

Nu come back

I was just jealous of your funny joke.

No.. I can't... Long ago far across the other side of the galaxy there lived a world in turmoil. It was prophecied the last of the two kingdoms rulers would fall in love finally bringing peace to their world. But their peace would come at a price. The people after seeing their kings in love equally saw their sadness as they could not have a child of their own. The people prayed for the kings until one fateful day I woman came bursting into the church to share her vision.

   She said her vision consisted of a little girl laying in a basket outside the Palace gates with a note that said "Hi, I'm Twilight. Please take care of me cause I won't grow any bigger but I have a lot of love to give and I'm super smart. This is my favorite toy in the whole universe! Please make sure it's always running! Stroke my tail gently Maybe one day I can take you to where I came from." The crowd began to whisper to one another. The woman said she couldn't describe the toy other then it was bigger then the child and not from their world. The woman said her vision ended with the child giving Celestia one symbol, and Luna, a different symbol that hung from a chain around their neck. Word got to Celestia and Luna and soon people began to wonder what their kings thought of the prophecy. The kings remained silent on the issue until one night both kings awoke at the same time. After explaining to one another what happened, they decided it was time address the public. As the kings stood before their people, they spoke "We have had the same dream. We believe the prophecy of the wise old woman to be true. But in our dream the note with the child is what caused us to awaken. For the note was left signed with a name we do not know. What we do know is that each of us read the name and that is when we awoke. But we awoke together with tears in our eyes... because never before had we felt such an emotion come over us that it would cause us to awaken. The name on the child's note was ELOHIM.

   So basically... if i were translate that story to make more sense... I'll be back in a 1000 years with a entire fleet of spaceships that look like 97 Ford Mustang GT's. I'm going to land one ship and get out with two giant woman five times my size. That would be Celestia and Luna. You'll know it's them because I gave each a charm that represents their cutie mark. Then you'll see me, Twilight, inbetween them and if all three of us don't like what we see, we're getting back in the ship and blowing the world to kingdom come. So you have a 1000 years to bring harmony to earth so when I get back I better see things in tip top shape or I'll put my crosshairs on you first and then see who's crazy. So I leave you with this departing song: