You had found a horse farm, full of "Pinkie" clones for sale. What do?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Tips on taking care of your Pinkie/Berry:

 

You are to give your pink pony a different name: e.g. "Amazing/Balloon/Cheerio"

Pinkie/Bubble Senses are almost impossible to escape from: they can sense sadness, whispering, or simply any form of party or fun, even mentioned

Their life in the farm is so bad: if you cancel any party near them, they will plunge themselves into deep state of sadness and longing --- unless you actually bring them to a real party or play something entertaining to them.

Hide every calendar and clock every February (unless it's Chinese New Year, which should then be put up on March  ) and November -- Pinkies and Berries LOVE to celebrate Christmases, New Year's Days, and (especially) April Fool's Days

Secondly, here's the real problem: if they are ever involved in a party, their powers might reactivate -- permanently

Finally, if all those in the farm ever hear something to do with parties, the effects will be horriyingly happy: they might look like a living, breathing disaster, but in the end, you will be VERY alive and happy -- for real!

Edited June 20, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[wewi567etyrerag 82]

i would treat them as friends and let them stay with me if they want too and if not i will let the live free in the world 

[kelseymarie805 301]

*GASPP*

 

Seeing as Pinkie Pie is my second fave Mane 6 character, I would prob just run an around like an idiot hugging them all, and then finally decide to take one, but stay for longer due to all the cuteness overload......

 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

OK. Each pony costs $400,000 XD

[Google pony 4]

It's simple, really. I would grind them up, turn them into a liquid, evaporate the fluids until I have nothing but dust and crumbs, get a cotton candy machine, and start whipping up some to feed alllll the kids in Africa.

You're a good man to feed kids...I guess...

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

I'll march straight in and proclaim the word "PARTY!" at the top of my lungs.

 

 And then they shall all be set free from their prison, and I shall help them conquer the world.

 

It would be glorious.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

@BasementPony Or even better, shoot confetti or throw a calendar with today's date into the farm (but you NEED to run; the guards might drag you out if you don't).

 

While you free the ponies, lead them to the nearest party. Now tell me what happens.

 

Oh, and BTW, don't forget the Bubble Berry clones from the R63's universe: they exist to be "love interests" to the all-female Pinkie clones/or as pets for those who want "male Pinkies".

Edited June 20, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar