Gangsta Rap Thread

[ztrash 62]

LZRD WZRD RAP #2

 

Yo I'm back and ready to attack

All you lame ass rappers best watch for my claws, boy they'll take you in the back

When I'm done maulin' you, you won't remember jack

I go harder than my homie, Mr armadillo

It's so sad I make the hardest g's cry like a weeping willow

I'm an AK, my rhymes shoot out and I make your wives to widows

Hoes tellin me to chill yo

I tell em stfu, let me put it in there mo'

 

And that's all there was....

 

Thank ya very much, gimme dem pretzuhs G. And all ya other rappers sit down, y'all don' wannut wit me

Yo man dat wuz some dank dissin man, If no one else posts a rap today you got urself 20,000 Pretzels and a chance to join my bull$h!+ rap label!

[Callisto 1,877]

Hey, those pretzels are mine!

Yeah, I'm spittin' out some rhymes

It's always a good time

You think that you should have a salty snack?

Nah, son, you better get back

To where you belonged

Cuz you're wrong

I get the pretzels and the label

You'll watch my concert on cable

And wish that you won

But by then you'll be done

Beaten at your game

All filled up with shame

Honestly, I'd feel the same

If I couldn't rhyme like I can

Yo, these skills should be banned

 

Yeah, I think those pretzels are mine for the taking.

Edited June 27, 2014 by Callisto

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

 

LZRD WZRD Disses Callisto

 

Callisto, your shit is just poor

I ain't playing no more

This'll hit you right in your veins, I'm the rhyming syringe

You don't even wanna here this, just go jump off a bridge

You spit straight up garbage

I'm the realist mc up in this

Well, Hash is cool and Zizkil is fo' real

But you're the only rapper here that I do not feel

You're right about one thing though, yo weak ass should be banned

Don't let me catch you walking around the desert boy unless you wanna get f***ed in the sand

My wizardness makes me the greatest reptile

Now that I'm done don't bother sticking your head in this thread for awhile

 

 

That shit was off the chain insane! Y'all better give yo pretzuhs to the lizard who be killin' the game!

Edited June 27, 2014 by LZRD WZRD

[ztrash 62]

LZRD WZRD Disses Callisto

 

Callisto, your shit is just poor

I ain't playing no more

This'll hit you right in your veins, I'm the rhyming syringe

You don't even wanna here this, just go jump of a bridge

You spit straight up garbage

I'm the realist mc up in this

Well, Hash is cool and Zizkil is fo' real

But you're the only rapper here that I do not feel

You're right about one thing though, yo weak ass should be banned

Don't let me catch you walking around the desert boy unless you wanna get f***ed in the sand

My wizardness makes me the greatest reptile

Now that I'm done don't bother sticking your head in this thread for awhile

 

 

That shit was off the chain insane! Y'all better give yo pretzuhs to the lizard who be killin' the game!

LZRD WZRD makes a comeback! OHHHHHHHHHH! Dis $h!+ gettin do dope!!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Rainblow Hash walks back outta the alley way in a haze*

 

Rainblow Hash:

What's this, a wizard and a god want it with me

I gotta laugh a while, cause let's be honest, G

I got the pretzels the first time, and they tasted good

Now I'mma bout to spread 20000 through my neighborhood

I'mma start with the lizard, a studio gangsta in the flesh

Dude so scared of my heater he wears two pairs of mesh

He stay with thirty dudes cause he's really a garden snake

He can say he real all day, but the AK mag says he fake

 

Then there's Callisto, Mr. Weak and Greek

Dude said it himself, his raps are for the meek

It's hard to clown on a rapper who hates himself

But I'll still peel his cap and put his head on the shelf

This ain't a game, we kill for the salted bread

So I'mma have to keep the burner to yo head

Now sit on the bench and let Rainblow take the prize

Wizard and Callisto gangsta rappers? Ain't nuttin' but lies

 

*Chomps on pretzel and smiles* Now dis be fun, homie.

[ztrash 62]

*Rainblow Hash walks back outta the alley way in a haze*

 

Rainblow Hash:

What's this, a wizard and a god want it with me

I gotta laugh a while, cause let's be honest, G

I got the pretzels the first time, and they tasted good

Now I'mma bout to spread 20000 through my neighborhood

I'mma start with the lizard, a studio gangsta in the flesh

Dude so scared of my heater he wears two pairs of mesh

He stay with thirty dudes cause he's really a garden snake

He can say he real all day, but the AK mag says he fake

 

Then there's Callisto, Mr. Weak and Greek

Dude said it himself, his raps are for the meek

It's hard to clown on a rapper who hates himself

But I'll still peel his cap and put his head on the shelf

This ain't a game, we kill for the salted bread

So I'mma have to keep the burner to yo head

Now sit on the bench and let Rainblow take the prize

Wizard and Callisto gangsta rappers? Ain't nuttin' but lies

 

*Chomps on pretzel and smiles* Now dis be fun, homie.

Damn son, we got sum uh da hardest rappers in da forumz right here battle'n it out for the reward. Who will win!!??? How will it end??? will people die??? can i afford 20,000 pretzels!!!!?????

The winner will be announced tomorrow, but for now imma go to sleep dis shit is stressin

[mars 4,862]

Thas been the best thread I've read in a while.

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

*Sees that Rainblow Hash wants beef*

 

Ah, hell naw, y'all gon learn to respect da king up in here. Peep this:

 

I heard talk of a vicious lyrical attack

But turns out it was just that hack - Rainblow Hash

That was rather rash

Cuz you see

You've just entered my desert to get fucked by me

I don't need guns to shoot you down, ya rhymes are weak

What were you thinkin 'blow?

Takin cheap shots at the LZRD? You've sunk real low

I'm the realist to ever crawl up in here

After I'm done, you'll be running for your life in fear

Don't make me put a hit on you, that's the only course

All of reptilian friends will take you by force

And make you come down off yo high horse

I've wasted too much time on you, punk

Don't let me catch you again spittin that junk

 

 

Word up, I just ethered this fool, now gimme my pretzuhs G

Edited June 27, 2014 by LZRD WZRD

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Rainblow walks back outta the liquor store, bottle of fawdie in hoof*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Hole up, lemme take a swig befo' I address that slimy-tailed homie over there.

 

*Tips bottle over and takes a delicious drink of that Sweet Apple Acres Sweet Apple Cider then wipes lip*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Aight, sucka, I'mma take the heat lamp away from your tank

Give it a day or two, you'll be a dead rotten corpse that stanks

Etherin' me? Boy you don't got the flow or style of Nas

My rhymes ain't weak, they make lizard-brains like yours pause

Check your contract, half way down, look at the middle clause

They only signed your broke scaly tail because I'm the boss

I thought you had somethin', maybe a bit of a gift

But now all you about to have is a chest with a rift

The size of Cloudsdale stretchin' across like a ravine

You only wish you could be on the Rainblow Hash team

 

You talk about deserts and buckin', but we know that's just noise

We can see yo pic, you're on a couch and you ain't got boys

You're a loner, there's no one really on your side

Your reptilian friends were paid by me to take you for a ride

And milk ya for your money, now you a broke-flank Wizard

And when I'm done with ya, you're goin' to da blood-blank, Lizard

I pack grams, I move joke, what you got going homie

Let's face it, the only things you move are bags of lizard pee

To desperate little snakes, tryin to pass they drug test

You ain't pass, now everypony knows, Rainblow the best

 

*Takes another swig of that good ole apple cider*

 

What you got goin' on, Lizard? I ain't ever seen you in da hood befo'! You a mystery! Nopony knows you man! Not even them hoodrat mules know who you are! Young Buck cosigns me, what you got?!

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

There ya go again, rhyming like a slouch

And the picture in my avi, that's from '92

You should get your eyes checked 'Blow, that's yo mama's couch

That's right Rainblow, I'm yo daddy

I should give you a spankin for insulting me

I know I got ya shook

Like Twilight without her books

Or you without your Hash

Don't be dissin me son, I know the location of your dealer's stash

And fuck I'm not Nas, I ain't callin' you a camel

You're just a punk ass horse, ridin' his own saddle

Ain't nopony around here be feelin ya son

I just shot you down again, but still don't need no gun

 

 

Yo this takeover's complete. All I do is make you wack boys weep. I'm waitin for my pretzels Zizkil, don't be playin' hide n seek

Edited June 27, 2014 by LZRD WZRD

[ztrash 62]

*Rainblow walks back outta the liquor store, bottle of fawdie in hoof*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Hole up, lemme take a swig befo' I address that slimy-tailed homie over there.

 

*Tips bottle over and takes a delicious drink of that Sweet Apple Acres Sweet Apple Cider then wipes lip*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Aight, sucka, I'mma take the heat lamp away from your tank

Give it a day or two, you'll be a dead rotten corpse that stanks

Etherin' me? Boy you don't got the flow or style of Nas

My rhymes ain't weak, they make lizard-brains like yours pause

Check your contract, half way down, look at the middle clause

They only signed your broke scaly tail because I'm the boss

I thought you had somethin', maybe a bit of a gift

But now all you about to have is a chest with a rift

The size of Cloudsdale stretchin' across like a ravine

You only wish you could be on the Rainblow Hash team

 

You talk about deserts and buckin', but we know that's just noise

We can see yo pic, you're on a couch and you ain't got boys

You're a loner, there's no one really on your side

Your reptilian friends were paid by me to take you for a ride

And milk ya for your money, now you a broke-flank Wizard

And when I'm done with ya, you're goin' to da blood-blank, Lizard

I pack grams, I move joke, what you got going homie

Let's face it, the only things you move are bags of lizard pee

To desperate little snakes, tryin to pass they drug test

You ain't pass, now everypony knows, Rainblow the best

 

*Takes another swig of that good ole apple cider*

 

What you got goin' on, Lizard? I ain't ever seen you in da hood befo'! You a mystery! Nopony knows you man! Not even them hoodrat mules know who you are! Young Buck cosigns me, what you got?!

 

 

There ya go again, rhyming like a slouch

And the picture in my avi, that's from '92

You should get your eyes checked 'Blow, that's yo mama's couch

That's right Rainblow, I'm yo daddy

I should give you a spankin for insulting me

I know I got ya shook

Like Twilight without her books

Or you without your Hash

Don't be dissin me son, I know the location of your dealer's stash

And fuck I'm not Nas, I ain't callin' you a camel

You're just a punk ass horse, ridin' his own saddle

Ain't nopony around here be feelin ya son

I just shot you down again, but still don't need no gun

 

 

Yo this takeover's complete. All I do is make you wack boys weep. I'm waitin for my pretzels Zizkil, don't be playin' hide n seek

And the Winner for the 20,000 Pretzels is.................................. RAINBLOW HASH!!!!!!!!! OHHHH he got the dankest the most dopest dissin word-spittin raps of all-time. LZRD WZRD don't feel bad and take it up the ass, cuz You both are now in my label "OG Rappers4Lyf" You guys will be gettin all da fresh mares, even more pretzels, rap battles, and even the dankest rides in equestria!

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Damn. I wanted the pretzels

 

It's all good tho. Imma drop that first mixtape right after Jay Electronica releases his album. Then im finna drop my debut album the same week as Detox

[ztrash 62]

Damn. I wanted the pretzels

 

It's all good tho. Imma drop that first mixtape right after Jay Electronica releases his album. Then im finna drop my debut album the same week as Detox

He has to come and claim his prize first dawg!

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

He has to come and claim his prize first dawg!

He still hasn't seen my response lol. Boy's gonna be shook when he does

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Pulls up in a broke ole Lambo and drops a joint out the window*

 

Aiyo man I'm glad you picked me to get dem pretzels, homie, all my homies back home gonna be trippin' and shit when I pull up and start tossin' dat salted bread around like a bread balla man!

 

Lizard, no lie, you got some rhymes dawg, you understand we go in on dem beef records but you held yo own and I'd feature you on any of my tracks any day of the week, homeboi. Respect.

[Callisto 1,877]

So...do I get some kind of consolation prize?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

So...do I get some kind of consolation prize?

 

Of course you do.

 

*Throws half-eaten pretzel at Callisto*

[ztrash 62]

So...do I get some kind of consolation prize?

you wanna join my label dawg?!

Of course you do.

 

*Throws half-eaten pretzel at Callisto*

Here 20,000 pretzels man! Hey you a dick to callisto XD

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Here 20,000 pretzels man! Hey you a dick to callisto XD

 

Well, I can't be nice all the time, bossman. I gotta maintain dat Gangsta image, you understand of course, my man.

 

And thanks for dem pretzels!

 

*Grabs giant car full of pretzels*

 

Pretzel party on y'alls homeboi Rainblow Hash!

[ztrash 62]

Well, I can't be nice all the time, bossman. I gotta maintain dat Gangsta image, you understand of course, my man.

 

And thanks for dem pretzels!

 

*Grabs giant car full of pretzels*

 

Pretzel party on y'alls homeboi Rainblow Hash!

Damn rainblow, you got major respect frum me, other rappers ain't shit compared to you. Only dat LZRD WZRD stands a chance. That wuz the toughest choice uv my life

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Damn rainblow, you got major respect frum me, other rappers ain't shit compared to you. Only dat LZRD WZRD stands a chance. That wuz the toughest choice uv my life

 

Thanks man I know I'mma trill pony but I try to keep it real and on the down low either way, can't be showin' off all the time, now can I?

 

Lizard that dude though glad I gotta label mate like him we gonna start putting out some of the hardest shiz that Equestria ever heard for real though. I'm not sure if their ears can take music this hard!

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Thanks man I know I'mma trill pony but I try to keep it real and on the down low either way, can't be showin' off all the time, now can I?

 

Lizard that dude though glad I gotta label mate like him we gonna start putting out some of the hardest shiz that Equestria ever heard for real though. I'm not sure if their ears can take music this hard!

Real talk, I don't think these people can handle us G. We be causing earthquakes with how hard we be spittin

[ztrash 62]

A thurd Rap Battle iz bout start, imma offer 25,000 Prezels, here's da beat (for inspiration).
Let the Battul Beegin!!!!! Spread the news across the forumz! lel-hop.wav
I don't even think more people wanna rap...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Maybe more peepz don't wanna rap, but it's aight, we still on the block boy, and we bout to murder dis beat that sounds like it came straight outta tha underground...

 

*Rainblow is standing in an underground cavern with stalagmites and shiz while Vinyl Scratch plays that beat*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Manestream rappers be all the rage

But now Rainblow's coming outta da cage

You see how underground I am? I'm in a cave

My eyes glow like glowsticks in a rave

After I'm done hittin' that sticky joke

This music ain't for you country folks

It's hard urban beats that speak to your soul

That motivate you to keep up outta a hole

Because death's around everywhere

Try to keep them bullets up outta your hair

 

Hear the echo of my voice in the darkness

Warning you to save your life and go carless

Cause ponies will hit you while you on the street

They don't care if you're Sweet and Elite

They'll put hits on you, shoot you with cannons

Put their horn to your throat and yo life they demandin'

So follow my voice through dark and the cold

You ain't gotta be brave, but you gotta be bold

Stick with me, and you won't get rolled

But stray from the path, yo tail will get culled

 

*Rainblow and Vinyl start bobbing their head as bats fly around the cave and shiz*

[Guest90210 3,568]

Maybe more peepz don't wanna rap, but it's aight,

 

*Snatches the mic*

 

HOLD UP PLAYA! You ain't seen me yet son. I'll show you how to rap home boy, so take notes. I don't even need no wack beat. Yo....yo...yo...ayo...

 

Ayo, Rainblow your rhymes are so laughable, hysterical

Lyrical murder, intentional burner, Erasin' your lines with my finger curler

Green bags, the smoke is fillin' up the air

I'm killin' everyone lyrically, my friend you best beware

A missin' piece of my puzzle, the pretezel I eats on the double

I rumble through the rubble, I'm trouble, 

I get cash and take away your hash

Plannin' parties and homie you ain't invited, ready?

I blow the whole planet up partially into confetti

My DJ, AKA the beat slaya

In this rap battle on the mic I will beat ya

Take a seat in second place, it's where you belong

Your flows good aye you're wrong, now I'm up outta this song

Ayo I'm out

Edited July 1, 2014 by Rivendare