Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Guest]

I throw my TV at you... :C I like my TV 

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a cheap novel.

Well, it's not good for anything else!

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

*Gets killed by a box*

[Lisa 5,553]

*throws a popper at you*

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a ball-peen hammer.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I hit you with two IPhones. Take that!

[lomk 20,663]

*throws newspaper*

 

GIT YERSELF OFF MAH LAWN YA DANG KIDS!!!

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with my Polar White Game Boy Advance that has a scratched screen.

I bought it on Ebay that way, so the scratches aren't my fault.

(Too much useless information?)

[Shadow Beam 1,179]

A mini-butterfly knife.

 

Well, that's a nasty, blunt way to go.

[Grepper 3,192]

Uses the

screwdriver head

on my Leatherman.

[Dolphanatic 298]

I've got a pocket knife. Sorry, Greppertas!

[The Professor...8D 823]

I kill thee with a...............................................Crossbow

[Dolphanatic 298]

I kill thee with a...............................................Crossbow

 

You have a crossbow to your left?

[The Professor...8D 823]

You have a crossbow to your left?

I Do.................I own a pawnshop...............so i have a whole wall of Bows to my left...................the Crossbow was directly in my line of Sight.....................8D

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with kindness.

Is that even possible?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,435]

I apparently would b killing you with my grandma's walker. XD Sounds more comedic than anything really. That is right next to the chair I'm sitting in currently.

[Dolphanatic 298]

I apparently would b killing you with my grandma's walker. XD Sounds more comedic than anything really. That is right next to the chair I'm sitting in currently.

 

...And I'll be killing you with a hot dog.

[Guest]

Boops you on the head with a empty bottle of cranberry juice. It's plastic so it won't hurt :V 

[Grepper 3,192]

I maul you with a plastic lawn chair.

 

Boops you on the head with a empty bottle of cranberry juice. It's plastic so it won't hurt :V 

 

But you were supposed to kill the user! Doesn't matter now anyway, you're dead.

[Star Racer 198]

I put you in prison, then at shower time, had you the wet soap bar to my left. I suggest you dont drop it.

About as bad as holding a hand gernade with the pin pulled, am i right?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,435]

I put you in prison, then at shower time, had you the wet soap bar to my left. I suggest you dont drop it.

About as bad as holding a hand gernade with the pin pulled, am i right?

You have a prison to your left? O_O

 

Oh, and I'd kill with a spoon. Just a random spoon.

[Grepper 3,192]

Well, I kill you with a spork, then.

[Star Racer 198]

You have a prison to your left? O_O

 

Oh, and I'd kill with a spoon. Just a random spoon.

No, the bar of soap is to my left...the prison is just an addon.

Oh, and i strike you down with a fork.

 

If the next person has a spork....dear god.

[Guest]

I will kill you now with a small lego man 

[Grepper 3,192]

No, the bar of soap is to my left...the prison is just an addon.

Oh, and i strike you down with a fork.

 

If the next person has a spork....dear god.

 

I has a spork!

*Kills you with duct tape*