Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

I saw a bath robe. I GUESS It'd be OK for suffocation. 

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall bake you in an oven!

[Kiri 7,289]

I've got a lamp...Lights out. Lol get it cause... *walks away*

[Guest]

Kills you with my guitar... ouch

[Telferi 6,906]

i'll cut your skin with my piece of paper!

[Guest]

iHome to the face

 

I'm kay with this as long as it's playing metal

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ouch... this is all steel to that's gunna hurt!

Edited November 10, 2016 by Gone Airbourne

[Mario 2]

*sees desk*

Time to smash someone with this desk.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Jokes on you!

I have a Rainbow Dash plushie next to me.

 

So....Enjoy death from cuteness  

 

I wish I had one.

 

I mean, a glass mug may do the trick for an overweight 2D plumber.

[Baykush 328]

I guess I'll have to throw you my sweater and hope you choke on it.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Who wants to be killed by a sofa?

[Clod 8,294]

Looks like I'm killing you with "Sani Sticks"... which are supposed to keep your drain pipes clean I guess?

Uhm... y'know what? I'd rather not. You can live.

[Derpy Derper 87]

Prepare for the power of covers

[Clod 8,294]

Not if I kill you with a muffin!

Wait... that's a waste of muffins...

[Dakcka 182]

Rawr this very uncomfortable chair to my left will work!

 

Now... whether I'm going to make you sit in it to death or smash you with it....

[Clod 8,294]

Not if I kill you with this big Halloween themed Eeyore!

[Amorphis 351]

Death by a ruler!

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

I actually have a scissor next to me...thats gonna hurt. 

And might take a while.

[Baykush 328]

Fear, for I have the most powerful weapon ever created: a desktop lamp.

[Amorphis 351]

I have still the ruler! The ultimate weapon against... well... anything

Edited November 27, 2016 by Amorphis

[Clod 8,294]

Not more powerful than a new pair of jeans!!

[Amorphis 351]

Jeans?!

Hmm... i need a new weapon... tv!!!

[Raven Drakeaurd 292]

A crowbar, that would do that, Right?

[Guest]

How in the would could I kill you with a fluffy Eevee plush??

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*kills using a book*

[Clod 8,294]

*kills using a Xbox One controller*