Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Yakamaru 3,077]

A.. Hairbrush. I mean, I am not one to ask questions concerning these things. BUT..

[Theautisticrebel 290]

*throws all of the clothes from the pile at you* hopefully that works.

[Tao 6,749]

Here comes a empty bottle of water for DEATH! 

[Player the FNFL Boi 85]

A... roll of toilet paper? Really?

[Iforgotmybrain 3,552]

Oh boy, somebody's getting bludgeoned to death by a Saitek throttle lever!

[Astralshy 23,713]

A bar of chocolate it is

This will take a while Im afraid :3

[Wingnut 6,733]

Death by a U-haul tote bag. 

[Spark Thunderbass 1,397]

Slogged by my cricket bat.

[Clawdeen 12,110]

Looks like your dying either by yellow or orange highlighter. Take your pick

[Wingnut 6,733]

We can give choices now?  Ok, you’re going to die. It will be either with the lamp or the change bowl. 

[Partialgeek514 4,920]

I don't really want to use my wife's crocheted blanket for such a deed, but rules are rules.

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,029]

B-But nopony deserves to die from socks! This death... socks! 

[Nitobit 1,349]

*beats you with a pillow*

[Tao 6,749]

I guess xmas lights are still in the box  it is! 

[Trot Shuffle 3,610]

There's a commercial fryer with hot oil, and i happen to be hungry 

[Silverspark184 1,195]

yeah I am not abusing my tablet or phone for this 

[Wingnut 6,733]

Well whaddya know? Another victim of socks. 

[Tao 6,749]

Air freshener is in the can.....death by MORING MEADOW! 

[Spark Thunderbass 1,397]

I have a fan right next to me, which I’ll use it like a saw blade on your flesh. 

[Tao 6,749]

Sorry Spark,  its death by water bottle again......

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,029]

Nice profile picture, Tao! I like the pilot of Hazbin Hotel! Misfortunately, you won't live long enough for us to talk about it since I'm going to kill you... WITH A PINEAPPLE!!! 

*Holds the pineapple in the air with both hooves*

[Mirage 24,149]

Hot bowl of chili here it comes!

[Tao 6,749]

16 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Nice profile picture, Tao! I like the pilot of Hazbin Hotel! Misfortunately, you won't live long enough for us to talk about it since I'm going to kill you... WITH A PINEAPPLE!!! 

*Holds the pineapple in the air with both hooves*

NNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I HATE IT..........

 

Why is the theme of death by water bottle still my thing.....

[Mirage 24,149]

A vicious bowl of salad with cheese curds assails the Tao!

[Spark Thunderbass 1,397]

My grandfather’s mobility scooter which I’ll run you over with!