Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[JacelynUSB 288]

No, considering I have a potato next to me. Can you choke on a potato?

[Blackened 512]

I have an electric razor. Prepare yourselves!

[JacelynUSB 288]

Coincidentally, so do I.
RAZOR BATTLE

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Wall intevervention

No sersly I have a wall next to me

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall kill you with my sleeping sister.

[yoonshi 37]

A chair. *picks up chair and throws it at you* Gotta go! *teleports*

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

 

I shall throw a... a.. Mug at you... Damnit....

[TheJLeeTeam 914]

I kill you with a digital clock.

[Zantetsuken 364]

well umm I have an external keyboard I can smash over your head sooooo *typed this using that keyboard* 

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Kill you with a phone charger!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

An empty disc container, that used to have like fifty but I ended up somehow going through them all.

(Some of them decided to break when they still had a couple hundred MBs free, at least. ) 

[Ocean Melody 116]

Dresser enough said

[Guest]

Kills you with my wallet 

[EmeraldRarity 102]

I got some Lysol Cleaner, Drink up~

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Kill you with a wardrobe!!!

[LittleMac 3,085]

I drown you in coca cola

[Trickilee 139]

I pelt you with chewing gum.

[PokeBolter 208]

Kill you with whatever I can find in my folder, get ready for a paper cut war!

[Yoshikupo 302]

my T.V. remote wanted to keep it but *throws* this will do

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Dirty dishes! You are so dead. 

[Guest]

I throw a soft pillow at you.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Honey? I suppose I could use it to attract bees...

 

I throw a soft pillow at you.

NUUUU! My weakness! 

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a foam brick at you.

"That's gonna leave a mark!"

[Lulaypp 2,555]

My little brother's phone... He's going to be soooo angry... *throws phone*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

why am i always next to walls?