Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Star Racer 198]

Baby shampoo.....WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?!

[yayayayayala 1,669]

Ahh, scissors. How appropriate. Either that or the masking tape

[Star Racer 198]

Hmm. The back door of a dodge durango......i can think of a few ways

[Bella_Faus 35]

A crayon...... AW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[yayayayayala 1,669]

Oh dear, the scissors and the tape from earlier are still there...my water bottle! That's new! But what in the world could I do with that? XD Meh...I'm too tired anyway, go ahead and choke on the dust that for some reason is in my water.

[Rainbow S.D. 546]

I KILL with a DESK CHAIR. That is brutal  .

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Death by pancake mix. I hope you're allergic or this is going to be difficult! 

[Star Racer 198]

An aerospeed box fan......lolz

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

Hmmm.... A china cabinet??

 

Luckily for me, it has steak knives...

 

 

[SparklingSwirls 21,496]

But I don't want to kill Rorri!

 

Heh, I have my iPod charger. I guess I could find a way to electrocute him... or just wrap the cord around his neck and choke him.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

One of those desk chairs that spins around and around... I can think of a few ways

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

Electric Toothbrush....

 

If you take the brush off it has a metal pole-type thing....

But it's short, so this could take a lot....

 

 

(Sorry about that)

[Marciblook 612]

I grasp a small bag from the top, which has very little paint from its original text left (gas powered stick) and the bag just so happened to have a bible in it so.......your skull just caves in

[Star Racer 198]

A shaving razor, break it and i have several razors.

[yayayayayala 1,669]

A floppy book. *starts slapping you in the face with it*

[EmeraldRarity 102]

Erm I have a Printer,Computer Tower,Plate and Chair. take youe pick

[yayayayayala 1,669]

Erm I have a Printer,Computer Tower,Plate and Chair. take youe pick

lawl so I can set up thousands of Pinkie Pie pics to print whilst I'm being bashed by the chair. huh? :3

 

lol the object to my left is the same...oh wait, does the chair count? :3

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

And an Epi-Pen now....

 

 

That could hurt...

[Star Racer 198]

A bar of soap. I hope i dont drop it before i get to hit you with it. Thoses things are slippery.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

A cat, this will be interesting

[NightGuard 251]

Die by a flat-screen TV!

[Kookie 135]

Behold the awesome prowess of my left BUTT CHEEK! Feel it's glory and smoothness as it will destroy your dignity!

[NightGuard 251]

Beware of my powerful WATER BOTTLE! Shall it cleanse your demonic soul!

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Beware my little sister! I will get an annoying song stuck in her head then lock both of you in the same room

[The Dark Lord 332]

I shall stuff these tic-tacs into my blunderbuss and rain orange fire upon thee.