Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A book...a surprisingly cute and piggy young reader's book. With cute pictures. I SHALL FORCE YOU TO READ ITS PIGGINESS AND THEN BASH YOU IN THE HEAD!!

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

the item to my left is my fan I kinda need that fan so I will spare you

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

Salt Shaker.

 

If I pour all of it in your mouth it would probably be enough....

[Yoshikupo 302]

hmm...math book that will do damage!

[Galen Selanno 351]

I crack your head open with a Novation 25SL Mk. II

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

You will you die by my sleeping brother.

 

(I'm playing X-Box right now. So that's why he's next to me)

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Hmm...a book - no I'm reading that book! I don't want to damage this piece of paper or these little MLP coloring books, so I shall POUR WATER FROM MY WATER BOTTLE ON YOU AND THEN FILL IT WITH BUTTONS AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH MUAHAHAHAAA!

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

A fucking window. I will beat you to death with a window.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

hmm its Semper FI he is a good friend of mine I will spare you and the item to me left is my fan again I can't have that break living out in the desert

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

You live in the desert. I will spare you as well.

[Galen Selanno 351]

My Dynaudio Acoustics BM5A Mk. II speakers shall render they head dead.

 

With the help of my AKAI Professional APC 40 Ableton Controller, of course.

[Visual Spectrum 1,932]

I killed you with... a picture of Pinkie Pie... Should I turn you into cupcakes, too?

[Galen Selanno 351]

I break your wrists with my Allen & Heath Qu-16 Mixer, render your legs useless with my M-Audio ProFire 2626, and smash you over the head with both of my Thunderbolt displays. If you know anything about EDM production, you'll know that I have been naming music making equipment.

[Venomous 18,813]

My big adorable elephant plush that I bought at an anime store.

(I'm not into anime, I just thought it was cute!)

 

Die from it's cuteness.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I will whack you to death with my mathematics textbooks! You have just been killed by numbers!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

An apple. I sure do hope you're allergic, otherwise this is going to be difficult.

[Kookie 135]

Feel the awesome and rough sensation with my TISSUE PAPER! I CAN WIPE ALL THOSE NEGATIVITY ON YOU! Even your nice and spankable BOOTEEEH!!!

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I will stab you with a wall

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

I refuse to kill Semper

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

I will end you with *looks to his left* A PICTURE OF A BANANA!... Man I've got lame stuff

[Yoshikupo 302]

I will kill you with the best wepon ever A SMALL RUBER DUCK

(dount ask)

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

A machete.

[Yoshikupo 302]

a scooter!

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

a scooter!

 

Sword fight!!!

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

My great grandad's M1 Garand with bayonet replica