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No sir, 42 is the answer, but we do not know the question.  It's alright, we can't all be incredibly clever Time Lords, can we?

Actually, the question was "What is a towel?"

We would also have accepted "What is a TARDIS?" or "What does TARDIS stand for?"

 

Answer; This water mammal abandoned us all without warning, because they are jerks.

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Actually, the question was "What is a towel?"

We would also have accepted "What is a TARDIS?" or "What does TARDIS stand for?"

A towel is the most useful thing one can bring with them on any sort of journey.  A TARDIS is the most powerful machine for travelling time and space thats ever been created, and TARDIS stands for Time and Relative Dimensions In Space.

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A towel is the most useful thing one can bring with them on any sort of journey.  A TARDIS is the most powerful machine for travelling time and space thats ever been created, and TARDIS stands for Time and Relative Dimensions In Space.

You're awful at Jeopardy. <_<

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Do you mind if I try to answer that last question?

 

EDIT: nevermind, I just realized the answer was already there.

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Dear 11th Doctor Whooves,

We are experiencing a site wide containment breach of all keters and euclids in the area what do you propose we do to re-contain the entire site?

 

And also how's the master doing?

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Why does @Simon do so many things that he must be blamed for? :c

 

He knows what he did........

 

Do you have goats?

Because chipmunks

 

Sorry, no goats, and I'm really not sure what that has to do with chipmunks XD

 

Poor.........Poor.....Simon...................What is a Towel?

 

Who is Deep Thought?

 

What is Timey Wimey?

 

A towel is without a doubt the most useful item one can bring with them on any sort of journey.

 

I have no idea who this Deep Thought fellow is, sorry.

 

Timey Wimey is the best way to explain to someone from a linear timeline how time actually works.

 

Dear 11th Doctor Whooves,

We are experiencing a site wide containment breach of all keters and euclids in the area what do you propose we do to re-contain the entire site?

 

And also how's the master doing?

 

I propose.....marmalade.  It should seal the breach long enough to get it fully repaired.  Always remember that a wise bear keeps a marmalade sandwich in his hat, for just such an emergency.

 

Haven't run into The Master in a good long while, thankfully.  I do hope he's not out there causing trouble for everyone.

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Why are pants called pants? Why not butthats?

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Because Butthats would imply that they're sitting on top of your butt, rather than covering your butt and legs

 

I've already got a boyfriend, thank you, and sorry Zoidberg, but you're not my type, even if you do look great in a suit.

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If blaming Simon is your bread and butter, what's your bagel with margarine?

 

Also, I am the only SCP (Euclid) in existence to be immune to marmalade, good luck doctor.  B)


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If blaming Simon is your bread and butter, what's your bagel with margarine?

 

Also, I am the only SCP (Euclid) in existence to be immune to marmalade, good luck doctor.  B)

 

My bagel and margarine would have to be........Chipmunks and Ponies.

 

No one and nothing is immune to marmalade.

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I am, I simply spread it on freshly baked bread and eat it. I am unstoppable! unless of course I run out of bread, in witch case I will be temporarily vulnerable to it while I go to the bakery to get more. 


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I am, I simply spread it on freshly baked bread and eat it. I am unstoppable! unless of course I run out of bread, in witch case I will be temporarily vulnerable to it while I go to the bakery to get more. 

But eventually you'd eat so much marmalade and toast that you'd never be able to get up.  I happen to have an entire room full of marmalade on the TARDIS.

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Oh, but you have forgotten, Doctor, I am an SCP. Why is that? because I have the ability to eat atleast FORTY TWO whole medium-large sized rooms of Marmalade, along with bread/toast. Fear me, doctor, I've eaten hundreds of rooms of Marmalade.


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