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I'll jump from a helicopter, get as close to her as possible, enter reflex mode, catch her, and open my parachute. Land on the ground, get back on the helicopter after it arrived at nearest LZ, and proceed out of the mission area to complete the mission.

 

 

Time: 00:32.67 20000

Kills: 0 3500

Combat statuses: 0 1500

Support helicopters lost: 0 1000

Prisoners rescued: 1 3500

No Reflex 0

Total Score 30500

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Well from a purly scientific view there is nothing you can do. 30 seconds is to quick to grab them via plane or helicopter, and if I only have 30 seconds to catch them then they are falling at terminal veolocity and are therefore doomed.

 

So since there is nothing I could realisticly due thanks to the time limit, I would just gamemodeC up to her, place her into my inventory, and then release the prettiest mare ever once we are safely on the ground.

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Pinkie falling from the sky? Silly, if that was the case, she is not falling from the sky, but chasing the ground.  :maud:

 

Plus i need not lend needless assistance to Lord Pinkie, as she clearly can just stop pretending gravity is a real thing to her being, as she see's fit.  :maud:

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However, assuming she wants to have fun and wishes me to roleplay, and considering all the other considerations that come with Pinkie being within any distance of me inside this reality, i will just pull a giant super soft pink marshmallow out of my hair and let her land on it, because i can, and she will thoroughly enjoy said marshmallow landing. :maud:

 

Then we will eat it, just because. :maud:  

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I'll grab her NO MATTER WHAT. I SHALL NOT LET HER DIE. Well Fluttershy can fly so yeah 


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twilight is falling.

hmmm 30 seconds before hitting the ground.

 

29 to 20 sec.- grab as many cushion as possible

20-15- pile them up to the one place where she might land

15-10- arrange some cushion all around the tower cushion's

10-1- wait

0- she fell and hit.

 

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Probably crush myself trying to catch her. Without materials in 30 seconds you can't do much, but If I had the time I'd probably make some sort of soft trampoline, because not much else could handle that much force and would injure her.


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I would try to catch her. and by "catch her" I mean have her land on me and hopefully I break her fall along with my back.

 

 

 

perhaps Rarity will live, but I wouldn't know. I'm splattered on the dirt


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Plus i need not lend needless assistance to Lord Pinkie, as she clearly can just stop pretending gravity is a real thing to her being, as she see's fit.  :maud:

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Yeah, since Pinkie is my favorite pony she has a chance.

 

If you really try to catch someone falling from "the sky", more than a couple of stories up, you'll both get splattered.

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Yeah, since Pinkie is my favorite pony she has a chance.

 

If you really try to catch someone falling from "the sky", more than a couple of stories up, you'll both get splattered.

Im going to assume your 1st sentence wasn't a attempt at sarcasm, or maybe it was, idk.  :maud:

 

Also, we are not talking about trying to "catch someone falling from the sky", we, in my case, are talking about catching Pinkie, who is chasing the ground as far as im concerned. :maud:

 

But lets be frank here, w/e logic anyone tries to use in this situation is subjective. Because given the situation, and all the consideration that should be considered if such a thing were to actually happen, because honestly, if your favorite pony, who is a colorful and/or magical pony is falling from the sky -- randomly, for no other reason than to satisfy this scenario, then as far as i give a damn, in the words of Ezio Auditore: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.   :maud:

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Yes I was serious. Pinkie can bend the laws of physics.

 

The second statement was about what it would really be like if you were trying to catch somebody falling from high up.

My apologies for my confusion, and yes, Pinkie doesn't know what physics is, and i commend her for being true to that.  :maud:

 

Also, fair enough.  :maud:


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Signature made by me, because resistance truly is futile, silly.

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In that 30 second time frame, I would disprove the laws of gravity. Gravity would no longer have any effect over Fluttershy/Luna/Derpy and they would be considered rescued until I figured out a further plan to pull them back on the ground.

 

But seriously, they're pretty much screwed. Falling for that long, nothing can really save them. Too much downward force to stop all at once.

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Hmmm it's a matter or life and death

If I save her and I die she'll probably be captured and be experimented on, and if I don't save her she'll be captured and still be exerimented on

But I'll be able to live.

Ehhh

 

I'll save her

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didn't read the description? I said that they are unconsciously falling

Oh, it seems that I have misread the discription, my bad.

Anyways, I would do my best to catch her. There would be a chance that I might die since I'm pretty weak in real life

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