What would you do if you had to 1v1 Discord? (Lore Friendly)

[Shadowed Watcher 183]

Discord could learn a lot from a guy like me, and I'm sure he's smart enough to see that. It would be in his best interest to listen to what I have to say, and maybe get some sort of allegiance going? Until I inevitably betray him and crush him with the powers I'd been secretly siphoning from him since our first meeting   . What? Why are you looking at me like that? Its not like I was staying evil FOREVER... just long enough to become more powerful than discord and smite him with his own power! Oh jeeze don't look at me like that-I'm not THAT bad, guys gotta role-play.... and lie and cheat... but its all for good! I promise! I'm good I promise!

[Wyzecat 350]

Faaaaaalocn paaaaawnnnnnnch!

 

Seriously though, I'd probably hide or join him.

[Kurael 43]

I would cast a Teleport block on him then Teleport to right above him and kick him in the face. Then I would teleport again to my previous position and finish him with a salvo of fireballs

GG EAZY GET REKT

Edited December 2, 2014 by Icarus

[Aly 77]

Show him a pic of Celestia. She's my all time fav but he probably likes her more

[OceanSapphire 227]

You mean the Discord who can cross the distance between the Horsehead Nebula and Earth in about a week (give or take a few days)? I get raped at MFTL speeds.

[Rockabilly Wingtips 57]

Like my friends always say. You cam solve every problem... with a gun. No but in all seriousness. I would put a mirror in front of him because he can't help posing in a mirror, then I would catch him with a giant butterfly net

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,435]

I will give him a candy-cane made out of chocolate that honks every time you hit a cupcake with it.That should be random enough to distract him....

[Jackleberry 1,921]

1v1 quikscop nozkop match on rust. intrventionz only.

 

For real though, I have no idea. Probably try to do something bold, but fail miserably.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Well, considering the considerations that would most likely be the case if something were to actually occur: 

I would breathe upon his being, and he would burst into confetti. 

[TerribilisScriptor 107]

RUN AWAY. My oc would be goneso damn fast you wouldnt even notice. Hed runn to the damn hills and try to fortify his wagon.

 

1. He wouldnt stand a chance against the damn GOD of chaos

 

2. He is scared beyond belif of chaos magic