Let's write a story

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"Your mother is a #### ### #### Lorem ipsum ##### ## Admintumvenium #### ##### ### Tragula #### #### hippopotamus ### republican ### #### Daniel Radcliffe #### ### #### with a bucket of ###### ### #### in a castle far away where no one can hear you ### soup #### with a bucket of ##### ### Mickey Mouse ####### #### and a stick of dynamite #### ### magical ##### #### Alakazam!"

This was, of course, the worst possible of wizard swears, which caused all the surrounding foals to giggle uncontrollably, all except for one, his name was button mash, instead he...

[Omar 692]

Face-palmed so hard that it made a dent in his skull. Having to go to the doctor, Button mash refused to go because he insisted that he still had over 87 lives left. Being the button mash's mother, she...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

sacrificed Button Mash's soul to her dark overlords. Pleased with her offering, the dark overlords gave her a...

[Mars Orbit 729]

Sentient waffle...

[Omar 692]

That was blessed by Cthuhlu himself. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

And the waffle proceeded to end evil in the land...

[10InTheTardis 509]

By deleting 4chan and erasing the minds of all the filthy neckbeards who use it. This was generally seen as a good decision, especially by best princess, Luna, because...

[Mars Orbit 729]

She gave him the internet badge, which grants him all power over the internet.

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But then Derpy ate the Waffle, and gave the badge to Discord.

[10InTheTardis 509]

Discord decided to use his new internet powers to take over everyone's minds, and he made me the meme king, because I am the meme king and you will not question this self insert, Eventually, Discord became a crazed internet dictator, the mane 6 had to stop him by...

[Omar 692]

Spamming copypastas all across the internet.

[DasCapschen 7,764]

But in the end, restarting the internet fixed it

[Mars Orbit 729]

Then a skeleton popped out.

Den dey died.

The End.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Wow it worked.