Ask Celestia

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Did Starswirl the Bearded tell jokes?

 

Yes but his jokes were related to very advanced magic/science, so not many ponies ever got his jokes. It always made him socially awkward when nopony would laugh but me, Luna and a few others.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I bet the likes of him is where you got your practical joker side.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

I bet the likes of him is where you got your practical joker side.

 

Not really actually, me and Luna just have sibling rivalry with pranks for fun.

[Lunatic 1,186]

sister... are you... alright?

 

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Yes, why I am perfectly fine. Why do you ask?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

are you sure your fine....because i thought i saw fingures......and that was a furry..........its serious buisness.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

are you sure your fine....because i thought i saw fingures......and that was a furry..........its serious buisness.

 

There is no need to worry, your princess has everything under control...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

if you say so...

[DJ Cadence 58]

Hello Princess Celestia

 

YOU TROLLED LUNA?!

 

Need proof? click below

 

 

at the end

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Hello Princess Celestia

 

YOU TROLLED LUNA?!

 

Need proof? click below

 

 

at the end

 

​We always pull pranks on each other. It is fun having some sibling rivalry about some things for no reason.

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

Princess,

 

How do you get your hair constantly flowing like that?

[Lunatic 1,186]

you did this on purpose didn't you!?

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Princess,

 

How do you get your hair constantly flowing like that?

 

It's magical my dear pony!

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Do you believe in the Matrix?

 

If so, how do you know you're really who you say you are?

 

and stuff.

[NavelColt 22,881]

Celestia, my dear, I wonder just how long it would take to clean if say, oh I don't know, a certain Draconequus painted troll faces all over those shiny palace windows?

 

~This message has been brought to you by Equestria's Trollestia's Self-Procliamed Master Troll~

 

Edited April 29, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Celestia, my dear, I wonder just how long it would take to clean if say, oh I don't know, a certain Draconequus painted troll faces all over those shiny palace windows?

 

~This message has been brought to you by Equestria's Trollestia's Self-Procliamed Master Troll~

 

 

Wait, who, or better, what are you?

[ScootaloosRainboom 2]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Do you know that somepony in Cloudsdale is deeply in love with you? His name is... (strangled from behind)

[NavelColt 22,881]

i think i can answer that.....he is a washed up failure of a prankster who would easily lose to me in a chaos-off, since i embody light and dark, chaotic abilities come naturally to me.

 

I don't acknowledge a fan-character's power when compared to real canon character's friend, but thanks for playing the game anyway <3

 

Whooves: Read my post more thoroughly, and you'll find I've already stated what I am~

 

*relaxes in a hammic and waits for Celestia*

Edited April 29, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[AmateurFish07 16]

How much is the age difference between you and Luna?

[ZomBrony 347]

The forum's banner just changed in honour of Queen Chrysalis, how does that make you feel?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

For entirely innocuous reasons, would you happen to know how to raise a sunken ship? filled with treasure and ghosts

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Do you believe in the Matrix?

 

If so, how do you know you're really who you say you are?

 

and stuff.

 

I am not sure what you are referencing, but I know I am who I am. For example, I see myself in the mirror every morning, that indicated who I am.

 

Celestia, my dear, I wonder just how long it would take to clean if say, oh I don't know, a certain Draconequus painted troll faces all over those shiny palace windows?

 

~This message has been brought to you by Equestria's Trollestia's Self-Procliamed Master Troll~

 

 

Jokes on you because I would make that day national Troll day where we acknowledge the troll species.

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

Do you know that somepony in Cloudsdale is deeply in love with you? His name is... (strangled from behind)

 

No I did not know this! Where did you go?

 

How much is the age difference between you and Luna?

 

a little under 100 years.

 

The forum's banner just changed in honour of Queen Chrysalis, how does that make you feel?

 

While I am not fond of her presence, I will admit she has very pretty eyes. Though I still don't like her!

 

For entirely innocuous reasons, would you happen to know how to raise a sunken ship? filled with treasure and ghosts

 

Yeah I do, I raise the sun remember . A ship would be a piece of cake.

[NavelColt 22,881]

Hmmmm, well-played. I'll give you props for that one. *snaps fingers, tally sheet appears in mid-air. Celestia: 200, Discord: 120*

 

But don't count me out yet, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve~

Edited April 30, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Champion RD92 8,658]

How do you feel about the fact that you have the least number of votes in this poll?

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/14666-who-is-the-most-beautiful-princess/

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

How do you feel about the fact that you have the least number of votes in this poll?

 

http://mlpforums.com...tiful-princess/

 

Beauty is a subjective subject my little pony. The idea of what is "beautiful" is specific and individual of each and every other pony. What I find dazzling may not be the same for you and other ponies. What is most important though is if you find yourself beautiful, because in a way we all are in our own way weather it be internally, or externally.

 

To answer your question, I feel beautiful each and everyday, and it makes me glad that ponies are so taken by my little sister. She may have to rule one day. And Cadence looked lovely in her dress. So I do not mind that the ponies express their opinions. It is their opinion after all, and I wouldn't let it get under my skin.

Edited April 30, 2012 by CeIestia