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Banned because of this following excerpt from Uncyclopedia:

After about 1890, a new use for the Grand Piano was discovered by Oswald J. Discoverer, as a means of transferring vast amounts of gravitational potential energy to persons underneath tall buildings, resulting in catastrophic and usually fatal crushing of vital organs, invariably resulting in death.

 

The first recorded use of the GP as a murder weapon was in 1892 in New York, when the Mayor was famously crushed by a GP falling from the Empire State Building while giving a speech on the dangers of falling heavy objects. CBGPS (Crushed By Grand Piano Syndrome) became common in European countries, especially near tall buildings. No-one knows the exact total number of people killed by CBGPS until it was outlawed by an international tribunal in Paris in 1953, since the records building was mysteriously destroyed by a large falling object, possibly an upright piano.

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