The Banned Game

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm not speaking against them, I'm partying against them.

[DubWolf 17,616]

Banned for blowin' hash irresponsibly.

[Sakaki Yuya 7]

banned cuz i don't know what hash is

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Banned because hash browns.

[lordwisconsin 14]

not banned because pizza 

[Galen Selanno 351]

Banned for using the name of a state in your display name.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you are in the state of Bannesota.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Banned because 'Tis my duty to ban you.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Banned for not giving a valid argument as to why you banned the weeder.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for derogatory statements, you egghead.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Banned for ineffective statements (I'm not bald, but my old geology teacher is).

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because the sheen off of a bald man's head blinded me once.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Banned for blaming me for the blindness that the bald man caused.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Banned, simply because I felt like it.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I feel like a million bucks.

[Galen Selanno 351]

banned for feeling like $999,999.99 at the time of this writing.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because that doesn't make cents, it makes cent. One cent to be exact.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Banned because I'd rather make dollars than cents.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Banned because you are greedy.

[Visual Spectrum 1,932]

Banned because you have a human as your avatar. 

[Galen Selanno 351]

Banned because the pony in your avatar is making a human gesture.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,273]

B̵̈ͭͭ̓̍ͥ̀͐͆̑̓ͨ̑ͩ͊̃̚͏̛͕̞͎̻͈̦̦͈̬̱̘̝̲͕͚̮̗͔͝a̵̹̯̙͙̰̩̖͕̣̯̮̗͕̝̬̳̓̅ͩ̊̆ͩ̓ͮͥ̐̎ͨͥ̉̔̿͌͊̚͢͠͝n̢̢͇̳̳̝̮̩̩͚̗̥̞̠̲̥̳̼̳ͫͥͧͣ̊ͣ͂̓͞n̸̨̡̘͚̯̙̫͖̮̙̞̯̦̈̑͑ͬ̓̎ͤ̒ͦ̈̐̓͌͡ͅe͎̜̝̳ͩͤ́ͧ̈ͩͦ͝d̶̷̡͈̲̙͓̬̙̺̱͍͎̫̰̲ͪͪ̐ͫ͑ͬ̂͛ͣ̍̃̽̍̍ͥ̓ͅͅ ̸̛̛͈̱͍̙͚̉̽̅ͤ͡͡b̷̴̰̰̪̳̖ͫ̔̎̀ͭ͌̃͢e̯̹̤̬̻͇̲̮͈̖̬̭͌ͮͭ͊̾͊̒͊̓͘͜c̶̘͇̺̗̦ͥ̿̌̊̿͗͊̅ͫ̃ͧ̈́ͨ͘ạ̶̤̘̜̼̙̪͙̩̽́͑̆ͧͩ̋̌̃̓̆̂͢ȕ̿̔̑̉̌͆̓ͤ́̾̑̚҉͎̦̘̥̠̦̖̫͙̲͈͓s͉̤̩̥̪͇̦̤̺̳̓̃̀̀ͧ͌̏͑ͧ͒ͣ̚͜͞͞e̷̮̞̝͈̼͍̼̼̞͉ͨ̾ͪ͛̉̿͌̑͛̓ͭͦ͐͑͘ ͥ̀̔͐͌̋ͫ̎̆̎̊̐̃̽͏͏͕͍̠͎̺͍͖̗͚͘I̡̨͙̰͍̯͙̯̻̜̱͖͓͔̗͕̝͓̍̿̿̇ͦͨ̊͋̔ͭ̏̆͐̃͗̈̏ͦ͜ ̵͕̝̜̼̱͋ͥ̊ͦ̈̃̽ͦ̃͋͛͂ͩ͑̀͆̓ͨ͘͟t̡̛̙̺̬͕̲̞̟͙̩̮ͩ̏̈́͆ͦ̒̈́͋ͬ̔ͫ͌ͯ̐ͯ̀̑́̚̚͝h̶̛̗̞̭̤̟͉̞̰͑̒̽͛̇̔ͦ̈ͦͧ̈́̽̅̒̀̀̚i̸̴̵̶̜̗̮̩̪̦̺͓̩̭̹̗͓͚͙̍ͪ̈́̔͌ͪ͛̀̿̌̽ņ̢̟͓͙̭͙̐ͧ̔ͭ̕͢͟k͇̥̲̜̎ͩͤͮͧ̍̈́̂́͢͜͞ ̵͖͇̹͗̑̆̈́ͩ͋́ͧ̾̇̕͟ͅy̵̓̓̂ͮ̅̾͛͛̋ͫͭ̅̃̾́ͦ͌͏͏̩͕̼̹̦͈͚̱̺̭̝͍̹͓̫̳̭͎̠o͛̎́ͯͣ̅̉ͥ̃̀̚͏̢̘̪̦̮̪̬̬̰͕͔̮̳̠̘̲̹͎͓̀̀͞u̴̳̹̳̪̘̝̪͖̜͙ͤ͆̍͒̉ͮ͒̉ͭͫ̔͛ͭ̚͜͞ ̴̶̱̹̟̤̫̻͈̪͇͔̤͇̯ͥ̀̈́̿͐̀͗ͮ̊ͤ̽́́̕ö̴̵̢̫̣̱̱̟̱̻̺̲̟̟̙̜̞͙̳̮́ͮͧͬ̽̐̓͛̒̿̀̀ͦ̃̅̕͜ͅv̷̝͔̙͎̫̮̫̮̭̤̭̰̈́͗̒̍̋̓͟ͅͅeͩͬ̾̌ͤ̃̿̽́̇ͧ͊͌̒̀ͧ҉͏̵͈͚̜̖͚̙r̨̤̲̹͎̦̯̰̹̣͇ͤ̋ͤͤ̔͘ ͍͖͕̣̜̮̟̝͓̦̫̥̰͍̙͂̆ͣ̎ͭͭͯ̈́̓̽ͨ͊͂̍͘͡ͅͅủ̶̘̰̭ͯ̅ͦ̓̾͒̈́̉͗̂̄̅̓͡͝ͅp̴̨̢̤̻̩͉͎̙̜͎̳͔͙̩̲͍̗̤̯̖̊͊̇̄̒̀ļ̵̵̴̧̠̟͍͎̬̘̙̜̦͙̰̫͕̗̟̱͉͇ͣ̓ͮ͑̅̑͑͊̉́̂̑̋ͦo̺̰̳̮̗͎͕̦͓̠͙̰͋ͬ͑ͫ̓ͬͦ͌̓͒̽ͪ̊͜͝͠a̧̗͙̤̹̻̫̝̿̉̐̓̑̄̈́ͣ̓ͩ̃̊̇̕ḋ͖͎̭̖̫ͭ͊ͭ͛ͧ̓̍ͥͦ̂͌̄̊̈͢ẽ̶̸̥̩̙͓͎̲̄̂̏ͨ̍̍̏̉̍ͭd̵̶̢̨̫̺̥͇̼͕̩̦̳̻̩̦̋ͪ̄͂ͮͪ͆ͧ̉̒ͧ̔ ͆ͬ͐̈̾̅̌̎ͥͧ̄̾ͯͤ̋̌̚͘͜҉͈̞̖͎͕̖̤͓̦w̛͍̱͕̦̯̦̰̩̪̼̝͖̰̗̻͋͊͒̀̃̉̀̕͟h̷͊̄̃̽ͭ̔ͨͬ̿̈͜͡͞҉̱̰̥͎͈̰̲̩̻̮͎̗̼̫̱ę̯̙̼̜̟͈̻̙̯̖̙̼ͣͦ̄̾ͩ̊ͣͨ̂̀̐̂̔̎̌̏͘͞n̸̡̨̝͔̺̠̣̟̞̩͇̯͚̲͖̩̜͇͊̑̑ͥͮ͂̓͑̇́ͧ̓̓͑́ͯ͡ ̵̴͙̗̯̳͍̠̘̗͉̪͑̄̒̓̉̒́̔͒̎̀ͭ͛̒ͩͭ̾͛̀ͅy̭̱͓̖͐̐ͯ͌̓́̚͜ó̡͚̮̼̻͖̮̦͇͓̓͑ͯ̀́͟ũ̸̢̘͎͓̻̺̞̤ͥ̅ͩ̓͑͊̓ͨ͞ͅ ̵̪͖͓̜̥͇̬̠̺̙͇̘̲̳͖͓͔̿̿ͩ̒̑̈́͑ͭͩ̾͌ͤ̈́͛͛ͤ͋̒̕͢͠͝ͅm̪̻͔̪͔̝̳̟̈ͮ̔̊͝͠͝ȃ̴̛͉̰̰̻̻̐́͐́̿̌͊͛̽ͣ͝ͅd̨̺̮̻̪͍̩̘̦̱̭̏ͬ̀̔̅ͩͭͪ́ͮ̕e̛̥̰̭͇̤̹̙̬̱̪̗̖̫̦͔͂̅̑̒̽ͩͫ̇̏͊̚͢ ̴̛͙̼̖̖͉̺̲͕̬̙̠͉͎͍̉̋ͤ̉̆̑̋ͦ͗̈́ͦ͋͐͆t̸̜̼̭̩͔̗̹ͨͭ̓ͨ̔̎͋̑͟͟͠h̶̸̵̙͖̘͚͈̰̹͍̭̻͊͌ͨͦ͑ͪͩ͟͡ͅa̒̊ͫ̾̓͊ͩ͌̔̿́̍͏̡̬͕̖̜̼̙̦̲͔̥ͅt̵̛͓͚̖̗̦̤͓͖͈̭͔͙͉̂ͩ͗̋̀ͧͤ̋ͫ͑͆͑͠ ̷̡̛̒̇͒̎̌̆̽̓̒̿̐͋͛̚҉̛̲͉͍͔̥͔r̴̷̻̣̣̐ͧͪ͐ͨ̂̇̔̊̓̅͌̃ͪ̅̃̓̂͘͠e͑̈͂̒̏ͮͪ̏̄̎ͬ̊̆ͬ̍̓́͢͏̻̬̗̫̖̱̺̘̬p̵̀̋ͩͫ̍̈́̾̄̄͏͘҉̰̝̥̗͉̰͚̟̰̳̠̣̬͞ḻ̛̤̺͕̩͈̗͗̓̉ͨ̿̈̈ͩ͐ͮ̑͆͢y͋͌̒ͨ͌͌̅ͣ̑ͫͥ҉̤͚̼̘͈̠̼̝̕͢͟!͈̞̣̲̦̱͖͉̟̜̖͕̝̟̹̭͓͌̒̓͗ͣ̈́ͫ̏̚͞͞

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned because... OH GOD, THE TEXT VIRUS HAS SPREAD TO MY COMPUTER! ALL IS LOST! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Nightfall Gloam 18,273]

Banned because I'm in a mood to put web pages into the internet archive

Edited August 16, 2014 by shoyrumaster11

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Banned because.. Well.. I am in the mood to ban you.