The Banned Game

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

memed 'cause das sad :c

 

also, yea, this is a meme.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for being the most basic of jokes.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Beand cuz 

[PiratePony 8,475]

Banned because I'm 87% sure that man is not superman.

[Vera Veil 1,732]

banned because im 69% sure that under that eyepatch and hat, there really is a pony who isn't a real Pirate

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for not knowing Angry Joe.
*coughtheselloutcough*
 

 

Edit:
Banned for Ninja-ing my post

:I

Edited January 23, 2017 by The_Gobo

[Clod 8,294]

memed for getting me sick

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for not dealing with it and getting better :V

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Beand cuz.

 

"You ever slice an ear off of a baby cow? They scream and they scream. It's funny."

 

"If you haven't noticed by now, the voice acting in this game is SOME OF THE WORST I'VE EVER FUCKING EXPERIENCED!"

 

"Ahh, sooki sooki. Oh wow."

 

"It's as if all the lines were recorded in the BATHROOM of the studio by unpaid interns."

Edited January 23, 2017 by CluelessMagnus

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for changing back to proper english.

Way to go

[Wingnut 6,946]

Banned for predicting a Packers-Steelers Super Bowl.

[Clod 8,294]

memed because it's free real estate

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for crashing the market.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Beand cuz.

 

"Godzilla's approaching the generator. The generator is losing power. Godzilla's approaching the generator. The generator is losing power. Godzilla's approaching the generator. The generator is losing power. Godzilla's approaching the generator. The generator is losing power. Godzilla's approaching the generator. The generator is losing power."

 

"He's a man, not a god. He's a man, not a god. He's a man, not a god. He's a man, not a god. He's a man, not a god. He's a man, not a god. He's a man, not a god. He's a man, not a god."

 

"Sample obtained. Sample obtained. Sample obtained."

 

"*slow motion* 4 hours!"

 

"Fly off to the right and explode. Fly off to the right and explode. Fly off to the right and explode. 

*slow motion* Fly off to the right and explode."

 

"And raise them! Lower the shields! Raise them! Lower them! Raise them! Lower. Lower Lower. Lower."

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for excessive quotes.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Beand cuz.

 

"Aiming with your mouse is the most disgusting feeling ever. Maybe cause your arm is frickin' broken when you hold your frickin' pistol!

Who the fuck holds a gun like this?! Who holds a gun like this? You don't hold a gun like that.

You'll have to mess with your sensitivity immediately, cause your character moves like molasses."

[Clod 8,294]

memed because JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned because aeiou, here comes another chinese earthquake.
Ebrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrr
 

Edited January 23, 2017 by The_Gobo

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Beand cuz. 

memed because JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!

"All right. Back to football video games. Madden, Madden, Madden. Madden '91, Madden '92, Madden '93, (He starts going through the titles rapidly) Madden '94, Madden '95, Madden '96, Madden '97, Madden '98, Madden '99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003-- WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY?! He doesn't even look like an athlete!
 
What is it with football? Everywhere you go, football! Go there; football! Football, football, football! Like, what the fuck? Sunday football, Monday night football, Thursday football, Football on Thanksgiving, Football on Christmas, and out of all sports, it's the one everybody goes the most fucking apeshit over! MAKES THEM ACT LIKE FUCKING MANIACS! (pushes games off the shelf and presses a can of Rolling Rock against his forehead while he screams angrily)"

[Clod 8,294]

memed because 

[Fixedys 501]

Banned for spicy maymays.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Beand cuz.
 
"Super Challenge Baseball" is slightly advanced. By slightly, I mean... it's like a bunch of restroom signs got loose and started playing a game of baseball. The batter's sorta like a letter G that's been stepped on or something.

 

Nobody has a neck and they balance the balls on their heads. But hey, it looks better than the other game. And graphics don't matter much if the game plays well. And this one... does not. It's shit. I can't figure out how to control the other players. And it's Atari. There's not too many buttons to try. Have you ever seen a game of baseball where the catcher runs out to get the ball? By the time he gets it, the batter has already run the first base, had a cup of coffee, and watched the whole Godfather trilogy."

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for not getting banned to the moon.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Beand cuz.

 

"RealSports Volleyball". Your teammate is your mirror double, and can only copy your every move. When you bend over, you look like a harp. The sound of the ocean is like an atom bomb going off.

 

The net is like nunchucks, and the sun is like Pac-Man with his mouth shut. In fact, it is. Fun game, though. Very intuitive and playable."

[Clod 8,294]

Memed because he's gonna take you back to the past

To play the shitty games that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry Nintendo nerd

He's the angry Atari Sega nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd