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Banned cuz I no all y'all missed me

But now I got to cook you up extra crispy

And I know the next person's going to diss me

But in the end your going to be a fan like rarity

I'm sorry but I ment rainbow dash

My skills are so deadly your going to need a gas mask

You better check you toilet

Cuz I'm the shit

And at the end of this rap I'm a make ya rage quite

:3

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Banned because I just read a funny story that was posted on a BBS in the 80's. It's a made up tale that highly over exaggerates what it would be like going to a made up convention happening in Texas. It's written with a slightly negative overtone and ends with the characters going to a Blue Jays game and the Blue Jays losing. (Explained in a quick 2 sentences at the vey end for no purpose what so ever.)

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Banned cuz I whant to throw my 2 cents in

and when it comes to rhyming I'm going to win.

So let's get on to the show.

Applejack has apples that she needs to grow.

But if you eat to much you wont be so lean.

While pinkies senses are quite kean.

Not like twilight who's book smarts is sharp as a tack.

With her number one assistant that she knows got her back.

Unlike angle who's mean to shy.

Who sometimes acts like u and I.

Ranbow dash is as fast as a bullet.

But sometimes her anger she needs to cool it.

And rarity is done with a diamond coated dress.

Thin sapphire shores comes in and makes her stress.

Watching ponies is my thing.

especially The one Whare rainbow dash hurts her wing.

IT...IS...ON

Wile trixie is tiring to con

The ponies of ponyville

Wile twi's trying to give a bird a pill

I like puding like snips and snails

Wile pinkie twitches her tail

And you'll never be like me

Cuz I think inside the chimney

XD

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