The Banned Game

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for allowing Swift to die while yelling at me to "STAY CLOSE VIKTOR!!!"!

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because it has been a long time since I last played CoD.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for having an African-American's face but Caucasian hands.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because I have been washing my hands for too long.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for having running water.

 

In Russia, we only have vodka taps.

[Jokuc 8,174]

Banned because I know who Victor Reznow is.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for being a shadow thing.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because in Puskin:Anyegin, the people drink cider instead of vodka, despite the fact that they are Russians.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because they do that in Equestria too.

 

#Implying Equestrian Communism

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Banned because i'm sober.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for lying.

 

Applejack's gonna send ya to da moon.

[Wallroux 56]

So many ponies have been sent to the moon that it is now crowded.

Therefore, I ban you.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for not making another moon.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because many planets have their own moons, I don't have to make more.

By the way, I could, I just don't want to.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I want to post ponies today and I want to post Reznov on others.

 

THE UNIVERSE HATES ME

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because what do you want to postpone?!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for no speaking English too good.

 

Post ponies not postponies!

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because okay.

Hombre, habla espanol?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for speakin' da Spaniards. *HIC!*

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because after hours of practice, I can play a few simple song-parts on piano. Am I wonderful or marvelous, or maybe magnificent?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because that makes you a musician peasant.

 

DANCE!!!

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because musicians don't dance, they just muse until they are amused.

Edited April 14, 2013 by Uncle Sam B

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

banned becasue your hands are very pale

 

 

Banned because you will get you a Changeling woman and you will like it.

 

Besides...

 

A Changeling can be any mare you want her to be. Tell me that's not some legit stuff right there.

that is by far the most concieted thing you have ever said

 

are you even considering HER feelings when you say that

 

you must know nothing about women

 

i would never be so shallow

Edited April 14, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Banned because I am taking part in non-pony identity day.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because your signature doesn't think so.