The Banned Game

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because flattery (although very much appreciated ) will get you nowhere.

Unless you're dealing with me. In which case, I'll unban you.

Your ban will expire in 5 minutes.

[Will Guide 21,362]

@ShadowDash13

Unbanned for what you said in the PM

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

@WiiGuy2014 banned for unbanning someone this is a ban thread not unban

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for explaining the rules.

Unbanned because this is acceptable.

I ban myself for breaking the rules.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,174]

Banned for banning yourself

[Will Guide 21,362]

3 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

@WiiGuy2014 banned for unbanning someone this is a ban thread not unban

Banned for banning me when it's passed my bedtime!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for being awake past your bedtime without being named Shadow Dash.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,174]

Banned for staying up too late.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because I am insomnia pony with reverse jet lag.

I've only been awake for 11 hours, and it's 2 hours past when I normally go to sleep.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Banned for being a potato 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,174]

Banned for not baking said potato.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for trying to cook me!

I am not chicken!!!! Cook Scootaloo!!!!

[Patty Thundersnow 4,174]

banned for suggesting to cook scootaloo.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for thinking it's okay to cook me, but not to cook Scootaloo.

That's mean...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Banned because of cooking! D:

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because I can't cook. Haven't I already told the story of nearly setting off school smoke alarms trying to make popcorn?

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for not evacuating the premises before attempting cooking and/or mad science flambés.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because I thought it would turn out just fine.

I just don't know what went wrong...

[Duality 10,740]

BANNED FOR STEALING @Batbrony'S LINE!!!!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for tagging such a powerful member of this forum.....

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

[Duality 10,740]

Banned 'cause it shouldn't be that bad. I've brohoofed one of his posts before so I've still got muffin points to spend from that.

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

See?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

why... why are you doing that...

don't you feel it... the earth is trembling with the very mention of his name...

stop now, before it's too late....

please....

[Duality 10,740]

Actually, I just remembered that I followed him just today.

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

@Batbrony

Banned for doubting me.

Edited July 2, 2017 by Duality
If Batbrony is reading this because he got 20 separate notifications of me tagging him, I am sorry in advance; I have no idea whether each individual one will show up on your feed.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

you..... you're doing this on purpose

you're trying *ground starts shaking violently* to killlll usss alll!!!!!

SSSTTTOOOOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Duality 10,740]

Who is the highest-ranking member of these forums? I wanna know so I can tag them too (only if they have a robust sense of humour and a high level of patience for us mereuserlessermortal types, though).

OT: @Batbrony

Banned for trying to make me stop.

Edited July 2, 2017 by Duality