Apollo 297 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Talk about things that can defeat Chuck Norris. I know of two. One is Bruce Lee, the other is the team composed of Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, the Benito Mussolini, and the blue meanie, cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. What else? 6 I play the friendly, fearsome, fiery griffin characters.GildaShy is best ship.I AM AN 18 YEAR OLD BOY!Please stop mistaking me for a girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud-Chaser 49 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Piece of Cake 2 DƎЯPY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,174 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 (edited) Easy! This beats Chuck Norris SO hard. Cloud-Chaser you ninja.. Edited April 14, 2012 by Jokuc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Pommel 669 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 I stopped making jokes about Chuck Norris when I was fourteen.. Too overused. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,334 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Just gave him an enough paycheck for him to say "Lol I'm dead" and you're good to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo 297 April 14, 2012 Author Share April 14, 2012 I stopped making jokes about Chuck Norris when I was fourteen.. Too overused. I know the feeling. I just felt like making the joke. I play the friendly, fearsome, fiery griffin characters.GildaShy is best ship.I AM AN 18 YEAR OLD BOY!Please stop mistaking me for a girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 516 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 I got your answer riiight here. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OCs: Standoff and Red Alert, the luckless mercs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanPolo 151 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 The combined efforts of every pony in Equestria might be enought to stop him... We can only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeachPalette 1,000 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 How bout a bullet? I think that would do the trick. 2 The Hyper,The Deviant, The Shy, The Level Headed (Multiple personality color codes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neikos 968 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. 2 I love you! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Talk about things that can defeat Chuck Norris. ... the other is the team composed of Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, the Benito Mussolini, and the blue meanie, cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. What else? Dudes... chill out, I got this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strafe 594 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 How do you guys sleep at night? Chuck Norris comes after the unfaithful. "The Gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 1 A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Gear 6,663 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Dudes... chill out, I got this. Well, yeah... I mean... Bruce Lee would really be all that you need to put down Chuck Norris. There is really no need for that other team. With that said... There is just one tiny problem with this....... Bruce Lee is deceased. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,174 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 [THE HORROR] ... You just ruined my day. jk, but couldn't you atleast have putten it in a double spoiler with big red "Warning don't view if you ain't blind" text above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forlong 1,726 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 GOD! And even then, it would be close. Check out my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5qXAcUzrizEHvorGalU5jg?feature=watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Heatley 160 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 Michael Jackson could A-HEE-HE SHEMONA the shit outta Chuck Norris ¿ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʇɥƃıɟ oʇ ʇuɐM˙ǝzıs ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ slıdnd ʎɯ ɥɐǝʎ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 Honey badger don't give an eff about Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenor Clef 112 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 Am I the only one who got the Lemon Demon reference? O.o This is my signature. UDig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 347 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 I got it, and I do believe the Elements of Harmony could do him over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Gear 6,663 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 Celestia could probably try sending him to the moon.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 347 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 Molestia and Luna could royally fuck him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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