Ask Dirty Wisdom

[Eternal Nature 321]

Ask Rooted who tends to have a dirty mind(not for almost any question )

Have fun! Oh and ask wisely, you really don't know what to expect

[catnet 9,353]

Hi! What hobbies do you have?

[Eternal Nature 321]

Actually*snickers * I've got a lot of hobbies, including my personal favorite, looking at Princess Molestia's beautiful plot. Sometimes I think I can just smack it and wonder what her reaction would be

[catnet 9,353]

Do you have any enemies? o3o

[Eternal Nature 321]

Why would I have enemies? Alright, fine. I have one enemy, but that might change, VERY soon.

Pinkamena : what did you say?

oh trust me, you know what I'm talking about.

Pinkamena : *lusty tone * oh my.

[catnet 9,353]

What is your cutie mark?

[Rethajni 2,000]

hello Wisdom! my name is Soury! nice to meet you, tell me how dirty you are?

Edited August 4, 2015 by Marquis

[Eternal Nature 321]

Come here, I'll show you.

[catnet 9,353]

What is your quest? o3o

[Eternal Nature 321]

I really don't have one in all seriousness, but, I could give you a nice message*in a sinister tone and looks away * she needs it!

[Rethajni 2,000]

Come here, I'll show you.

 

*Goes where dirty is*

[Eternal Nature 321]

Welcome to my room! Please, *in a sly tone * enjoy your pleasant stay.

[Eternal Nature 321]

Well I see that there aren't that many ponies to talk to *looks away at the audience* I wonder what happened?

[DragonInquisitor 1]

Whay "ask princess molestia" is got copy rigthted?Why no one is bringing Molestia back?

[Moon Sugar 532]

What is your cutie mark, and how did you get it?

[Quiz Flight 277]

NightShade: I don't trust this.... There is something strange about the magical energy here. What are you hiding?

[Socks and Broken 22]

What are your favorite colors?

[Eternal Nature 321]

Whay "ask princess molestia" is got copy rigthted?Why no one is bringing Molestia back?

  

What is your cutie mark, and how did you get it?

  

NightShade: I don't trust this.... There is something strange about the magical energy here. What are yo

  

What are your favorite colors?

 

One, Molestia is the reason why I am who I am. Two, my cutie mark is a tree with glowing green wings to symbolize my affinity for nature, despite before I was an Alicorn, I was a Pegasus, but that also means that my affinity also keeps from getting dirty from working or sleeping once in a trash heap for most of my time back in Ponyville, and it always keeps me healthy, so as Molestia would say *in Molestia's voice* "Prepare your Anal!". Three, honesty is best policy, Apples word, I managed to sythesize a formula of concentrated magic using the juices from Molestia's flank...here, try it * sprays a huge canister on NightShade*. And four, Aquamarine... just like a certain Changeling's eyes that I know...hint-hint.