If a pony had a crush on you

[Tteok 16]

If I were a pony, and I felt the same way towards the pony, sure, I'd return her nuzzle (I heard that ponies nuzzle, not kiss). But if it were some random pony, that'd definitely ruin the chances of any future relationship (random kiss from a random person you don't like like that, ew ).

But if I were a human, I'd love any affection from a pony, especially a nuzzle.

Edited April 18, 2012 by Tteok

[Whiteshade 1,426]

If that happened, then...

 

^yay

 

I'd prefer Rainbow Dash myself, but I would settle with any decent pony

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

You guys should know how i believe Pinkie Pie is best pony.. That being said, i love her in a TOTALLY platonic way

 

Anyway, I would really want that pony to be this luna:

cuz i think she's....kinda cute..... Then I'd basically pursue a further relationship with her....

Saying this is awkward, cuz for some reason, i find this luna to be 'most attractive pony'

Don't tell my girlfriend I said this haha.

[dar tunsh 446]

If it were Twilight:

 

I'd hold her tight as I return the kiss as tears stream down our faces, lost in our burning desire. I'd tell her that I'd love her too and that I've always had. I'd tell her I've dreamed forever for this day to come, as I kiss her again. Later we whisk over to her house where our passionate lip-lock continues, then she'll invite me into her bedroom and tell me to wait there. I'd wait anxious for her,as she enters wearing a lingerie saddle. I'd gaze at her infinite beauty and tell her that she is the most beautiful pony in all of Equestia. Then we'd make love all night until the morning light and as we laid there side by side looking in each other eyes, as I ran my hoof through her mane.,I'd tell her that I'd never leave her side and that I'll always love her. That no one would love her like I do. I'd spoon her as we slept all day together. It wouldn't matter that it was already morning as long as we were in each other arms, there was no other place we'd rather be.

 

You know...if I were a pony too...

 

 

Are you one who also happens to read the romance FiMfics, by chance?

[TwiForLife 87]

 

Are you one who also happens to read the romance FiMfics, by chance?

 

Oh no, I'm just a very romantic, loving guy and when it comes to the woman I love I can get a bit mushy...

 

I'd like to, but I have NO IDEA where to find them.

[dar tunsh 446]

Oh no, I'm just a very romantic, loving guy and when it comes to the woman I love I can get a bit mushy...

 

I'd like to, but I have NO IDEA where to find them.

 

I go to fimfiction.net , I'm currently reading "Broken Thunder" and I'm trying to find one I read a while back that's pretty good (having hard time finding it >.< ).

 

GRAGH! *table flip*

Can't find it, I should create an account on there so that this doesn't happen again.

Edited April 18, 2012 by Draw Toonz

[TwiForLife 87]

I go to fimfiction.net , I'm currently reading "Broken Thunder" and I'm trying to find one I read a while back that's pretty good (having hard time finding it >.< ).

 

GRAGH! *table flip*

Can't find it, I should create an account on there so that this doesn't happen again.

 

lol. I've been to that site, but not for MLP. I'll check it out, thanks!

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Oh no, I'm just a very romantic, loving guy and when it comes to the woman I love I can get a bit mushy...

 

I'd like to, but I have NO IDEA where to find them.

 

You and I are on the same boat! I'm a sucker for all things romantic, haha.

Edited April 18, 2012 by Devin Dash McCourty

[Ice Storm 1,020]

If it was Luna, Twilight, or Rarity, I would return the kiss with a passion and begin dating immediately. then after a couple dates, well,

[ELRealBoredmario64 24]

Aren't horses like 7,8 to 9 feet tall?Not only would i be scared but shocked, then i'll have some weird candy colored horse following me for sex and i'll have to buy a fire arm.Worse if it's Pinkie Pie, she'll never let me sleep. -___-

 

She'll be like "kissing,sex,kissing,sex,kissing,sex i never tried sex,kissing is like the bestest thing i ever tried since cupcakes.What are we talking about?Did u ever try sex?I never did sex only kissing, is it like eating cupcakes or kissing?" To no end.

Edited April 18, 2012 by ELRealBoredmario64

[Daring Do 195]

I would marry them right away! Too cute to reject!

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

If it were Twilight:

 

I'd hold her tight as I return the kiss as tears stream down our faces, lost in our burning desire. I'd tell her that I'd love her too and that I've always had. I'd tell her I've dreamed forever for this day to come, as I kiss her again. Later we whisk over to her house where our passionate lip-lock continues, then she'll invite me into her bedroom and tell me to wait there. I'd wait anxious for her,as she enters wearing a lingerie saddle. I'd gaze at her infinite beauty and tell her that she is the most beautiful pony in all of Equestia. Then we'd make love all night until the morning light and as we laid there side by side looking in each other eyes, as I ran my hoof through her mane.,I'd tell her that I'd never leave her side and that I'll always love her. That no one would love her like I do. I'd spoon her as we slept all day together. It wouldn't matter that it was already morning as long as we were in each other arms, there was no other place we'd rather be.

 

You know...if I were a pony too...

 

You are officially banned from writing fanfic, brah

[Harebrained 39]

I already have a special somepony... ;A;

[Metal Wing 2]

I would be happy until i realize i have no idea who thay pony is

[Nothing392 61]

The Scenario would play out as such:

 

Pony: *Kisses Me*

 

Me: 0_0

 

Pony: I've always had a crush on you!

 

Me: I'm a brony.

 

Pony: Eeewwww that's weird! *runs off*

[TwiForLife 87]

You are officially banned from writing fanfic, brah

 

Aww man...

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

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Edited April 28, 2021 by Blue

[Prince Midnight 817]

Then again, it's not rape if it's consensual.

 

this is true, it isnt ^^

[Szmeszek 29]

Just imagine this scenario.You are a pony and another pony has a crush on you.One day,you're standing idlily and staring at the horizon.Sudenly the pony that loves you walks to your side.He/she tells you his/her feelings towards you.Then he/she kisses you deeply in the cheek or in the mouth.How would you react?What would you do?

It can be anypony you want

 

O.O HELL YEAH!

[Storm Spark 115]

I'd say, " That was amazing...Thank you..."

or: "did you know I have herpies?"

[FedoraMemes 582]

Kiss them back.

 

Rainbow/Twilight

[Crazy Misty 653]

I'd stare them in the eyes with tiny pupils and an insane grin, if it scares them off they wouldn't have survived 5 mins with me, if they stay.... <3

Edited April 19, 2012 by Crazy Misty

[Rainbow Danger Dash 145]

<3 soarin'

[WhiteLightning 339]

IF a pony had a crush on you...nope, sorry.

 

I'm forever alone....... so, what point is there in fantasizing about it? Can't even get one person to like me as a human.

[Ajay 10]

That would be tough for anypony to do as I wouldn't let them into my personal space.