Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I have to replace my dog's scratching post.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I can't go. I have to look for a leg to stand on.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Im sorry, but Onyxia is waiting for me to decapitate her and use one of her children as a method of travel.

[Raritas 6,820]

Sorry, I can't right now, it's Adventure Time!

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

My apologies, I have to save Azeroth from this week's apocalypse.

[Lightbulb 170]

Sorry, I have about five miligrams of metal to put through my brain.

 

"But..."

 

"Too Late!"

 

^Bang^

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

I can't because parties are too mainstream

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I can't because I am not armed with cameras and buttons that can close doors as long as I have power.

[Wingnut 6,990]

I don't know any line dances and I hate sitting at a table while everybody else is out on the floor with their grandmother. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I can't go. I don't even own Yugioh cards.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

Can't go because people keep making card references.  XD

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Acute inflammatory arthritis. ~  :scoots:

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I can't go. I got hit in the stomach with a cannonball.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

Can't go, gotta reload this cannon.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Can't go. I gotta help you reload the cannon.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

Can't go, gotta target my colleague with said cannon.

[Denim&Venöm 18,880]

I can't. I have a date... with destiny!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Can't go. I gotta help a friend move said cannon.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

Can't go, gotta shoot this cannon at my friend.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Can't go. Gotta get shot by said cannon.

[NeonCobalt 256]

Sorry, I'm too busy coming up with an excuse to not go to your party to go to your party.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Ate too much spaghetti. 

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Apologies, but i need to try out my halloween costume. The Horse Reaper, i call it.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I'm so sorry for this, I have to run from King Brad- *SHING*

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

Can't go sorry.

I have to.... Umm.... Make the pizza!

It's not Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria without pizza, right?