general Craziest Conspiracy Theories?

[Metro Whiz 1]

 

Leaving this right here.

[PiratePony 8,475]

Here's a good one kids. I stumbled upon it by accident on youtube. They call it The Mandela Effect. They believe that at one point in the early 2000s our universe merged with another. The proof?

 

Movie misquotes....yes. movie misquotes are proof.

 

"Luke, I am your father." Is actually "no, I am your father." ....you know cause he already says Luke the line before.

"If you build it, they will come." Is "he will come."....you know...Ray Liota.

"Life is like a box of chocolates." Is really "life was like" because he talks funny.

 

Anyway, the movie misquotes are proof and the government has fought to eradicate all copies of dvds and vhs that have the OG reality, including ones in your garage you havent watched in 20 years....ooooooo

 

And Berenstain Bears was Berenstein Bears in this OG reality...it has nothing to do with it being cursive, pronounced the same, and books you haven't seen for 25 years. Ooooooooooooo

 

Watch out kids.

 

PS it ignores that people called these out as misquotes from year one of release.

Edited February 9, 2016 by PiratePony

[Megas 27,653]

The government is controlled by lizard people

[Wingnut 6,994]

 

• 9/11 Theories (thermite brought down the towers, controlled explosions, missile hit pentagon, etc)
• Moon Landing Theories
• JFK Assassination Theories
• Flat Earth
• Humanity being manipulated by omnipresent lizards.
• Any theory involving the Illuminati or Free Masons.

Need I go on?

 

That's a pretty good summary and I largely agree with them being crazy with two caveats. 

 

One, there has to be more to 911 than what is in the official narrative.  But the "evidence" offered by conspiracy buffs is mostly conjecture and goes all over the place.  Two, I also think it's possible the Apollo missions were unmanned.  The challenges and dangers of sending people beyond low earth orbit are enormous today let alone doing it with 1960s technology.  

 

Currently I am on a flat earth kick.  I've watched several Youtube videos from guys like Eric Dubay and Jeranism.  The ideas they use to come to the conclusion that "ball earth" is a hoax are both entertaining and an interesting mental exercise. 

 

 

It's a long video but I posted it because the thumbnail of the crying globe is funny. 

[Shanks 10,816]

There were no planes in 9/11.

I'm not joking, this is actually a thing people believe.

Actually the most common 9/11 "conspiracy" is not that there weren't any planes involved but that it was a controlled demolition that brought them down with the planes only being necessary to advance the official story. In other words that the planes did hit the towers but weren't what actually caused them to fall due to these towers actually being designed with a possible plane collision in mind.

 

The government is controlled by lizard people

The reptillian alien conspiracy, it is quite an interesting one I will say that much. I personally wouldn't be surprised if aliens made contact and governments are keeping it under wraps, but reptilian aliens ruling the world is a tad unlikely and thank god for that. We are ruled by monsters no doubt about it, but I am fairly sure those monsters are technically human.

[Guest]

Yeah man there are some craaazyyyy conspiracy theories out there.

 

I mean, some people actually believe the earth is round! Can you believe it?!

 

That's almost nothing compared to this ridiculous theory that even famous actors like Leonardo DiCaprio believe in. Climate change isn't real, guys!

 

 

 

 

 

I'm joking please don't kill me.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

Mine is probably birthers (people who think Obama was born outside the US). How the hell do you think the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES would be able to fake a birth certificate. COME ON. And flat-earthers, of course, but everyone's already talking about them.d

 

Oh, and I forgot about this one: Climate change being fake, according to every republican candidate, I think. They at least aren't making any legislation concerning it.

Edited March 3, 2016 by Nepeta Leijon

[Luminance 2,186]

The very air we breath is slowly toxic and it just takes ~80 years to kill us.

[Guest]

 

 

takes ~8

 

 

Let's live without this toxin for an hour to purge ourselves of it

[AzureNightLight 122]

That oxygen is a poisonous gas that slowly kills people over the course of 70-80 years.... What?

[Guest90210 3,568]

The entire "truthism" website. It's either a spoof with a lot of effort put into it, or a reaalllyy off the walls crackpot conspiracy theory. You're going to get a good kick out of this one,

 

http://truthism.com

Edited March 7, 2016 by Rivendare

[Chara 1,565]

As most would say the Illuminati, I have to say that the conspiracy theory with us being controlled by Lizard People is the craziest.